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	<title>Bluenoser Jokes</title>
	<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com</link>
	<description>If you are looking for a laugh you have found the right place.  Updated Daily</description>
	<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 14:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>12 Days Of Helpdesk</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/12/02/12-days-of-helpdesk/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 02 Dec 2007 14:24:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Christmas Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[

On the first day of Christmas, a user gave to meA problem with E.T.
On the second day of Christmas, a user gave to meTwo VendaCards and a problem with E.T.
On the third day of Christmas, a user gave to meThree dead disks,Two venda cards, and a problem with E.T.
On the fourth day of Christmas, a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The 12 bugs of Christmas</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/12/01/the-12-bugs-of-christmas/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/12/01/the-12-bugs-of-christmas/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 01 Dec 2007 14:24:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Christmas Jokes</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/12/01/the-12-bugs-of-christmas/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[For the first bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
See if they can do it again.
For the second bug of Christmas, my manager said to me


Ask them how they did it andSee if they can do it again.
For the third bug of Christmas, my manager said to me
Try to reproduce itAsk them how they [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Email Mistakes</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/30/email-mistakes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/30/email-mistakes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Nov 2007 14:16:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Computer Jokes</category>
	<category>Internet</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s wise to remember how easily email &#8212; this wonderful technology &#8212; can be misused, sometimes unintentionally, with serious consequences.


Consider the case of the Illinois man who left the snow-filled streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Classic Hack</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/29/classic-hack/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Nov 2007 14:20:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Computer Jokes</category>
	<category>Geek</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is a story about one of the classic computer hacks.
Back in the mid-1970s, several of the system support staff at Motorola discovered a relatively simple way to crack system security on the Xerox CP-V timesharing system. Through a simple programming strategy, it was possible for a user program to trick the system into running [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Consultants</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/28/consultants/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/28/consultants/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Nov 2007 14:18:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Geek</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking for a monkey. The storeowner points towards three identical looking monkeys in politically correct, animal-friendly natural mini-habitats.
&#8220;The one to the left costs $500,&#8221; says the storeowner.
&#8220;Why so much?&#8221; asks the customer. 
&#8220;Because it can program in C,&#8221; answers the storeowner.
The customer inquires about the next [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Consultants Commandments</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/27/consultants-commandments/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/27/consultants-commandments/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Nov 2007 14:18:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Geek</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[If at first you don&#8217;t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.
Experience is something you don&#8217;t get until just after you need it.
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism.
He who hesitates is probably right.
Never do card tricks for the group you play [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Care And Feeding Of Your Computer</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/26/care-and-feeding-of-your-computer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/26/care-and-feeding-of-your-computer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 26 Nov 2007 14:20:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Computer Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;ve been working on a project at work to ensure all our end users know how to back up data in preparation for company wide computer upgrades. I&#8217;m tempted to hand this out to some of our users.
1. Never leave diskettes in the disk drive, as data can leak out of the disk and corrode [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Blue Screen of Death</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/25/blue-screen-of-death/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/25/blue-screen-of-death/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 Nov 2007 14:20:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Microsoft</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#160;In a surprise announcement today, Microsoft President Steve Ballmer revealed that the Redmond-based company will allow computer resellers and end-users to customize the appearance of the Blue Screen of Death (BSOD), the screen that displays when the Windows operating system crashes.
The move comes as the result of numerous focus groups and customer surveys done by [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Browser Wars</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/24/browser-wars/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/24/browser-wars/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 24 Nov 2007 14:21:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Computer Jokes</category>
	<category>Geek</category>
	<category>Real Life</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP, Sept. 2, 2002) &#8212; Senate Majority Leader Ray Noorda (P-Utah) today demanded that the Department of Justice order Microsoft and Netscape to cease development of new Internet browsers, saying the ever-escalating battle for Internet dominance had sapped the American economy of its vitality.
In an impassioned speech before the Perotista-controlled Senate, Noorda, once [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Endless Loop</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/23/endless-loop/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Nov 2007 14:21:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Computer Jokes</category>
	<category>Geek</category>
	<category>Programmer</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A programmer had been missing from work for over a week when finally someone noticed and called the cops.
They went round to his flat and broke the door down. They found him dead in the still running shower with an empty bottle of shampoo next to his body. Apparently he&#8217;d been washing his hair.
The instructions [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Program</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/22/program/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/22/program/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Nov 2007 14:21:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Computer Jokes</category>
	<category>One Liners</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[PROGRAM (pro&#8217;-gram)
[n] A magic spell cast over a computer allowing it to turn one&#8217;s input into error messages.
[vi] To engage in a pastime similar to banging one&#8217;s head against a wall, but with fewer opportunities for reward.
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		<title>Programmers’ Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/21/programmers-wisdom/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/21/programmers-wisdom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Nov 2007 14:21:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Computer Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Every program has at least one bug and can be shortened by at least one instruction &#8212; from which, by induction, one can deduce that every program can be reduced to one instruction which doesn&#8217;t work. 

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		<title>Engineer in Hell</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/20/engineer-in-hell/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/20/engineer-in-hell/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Nov 2007 17:25:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Geek</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An ENGINEER is standing outside the Pearly Gates.  &#8220;Sorry&#8221;, Saint Peter tells him, &#8220;but you&#8217;re in the wrong place.&#8221;  He snaps his fingers and the engineer finds himself in hell.  Dissatisfied with the level of comfort there, the engineer starts making improvements.
One day, God phones Satan to ask how things are going.
&#8220;Great, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bill Gates Meets His Match</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/19/bill-gates-meets-his-match/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/19/bill-gates-meets-his-match/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Nov 2007 14:22:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Computer Jokes</category>
	<category>Microsoft</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The following is a conversation overheard as Bill Gates was moving into his new house&#8230;
Bill: &#8220;There are a few issues we need to discuss.&#8221;
Contractor: &#8220;Ah, you have our basic support option. Calls are free for the first 90 days and $75 a call thereafter. Okay?&#8221;
Bill: &#8220;Uh, yeah&#8230; the first issue is the living room. We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>AOL Changes</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/18/aol-changes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/18/aol-changes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 18 Nov 2007 14:22:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Computer Jokes</category>
	<category>Geek</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Due to the recent merger of AOL and Time Warner, AOL members can soon expect the following changes:
* Time Magazine&#8217;s next &#8220;Man Of The Year&#8221; issue will feature Steve Case on the cover as the undisputed winner. This of course will strictly be a coincidence.
* The standard irritating AOL popups will be replaced by Warner [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bill Gates And God</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/17/bill-gates-and-god/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/17/bill-gates-and-god/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Nov 2007 14:23:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Geek</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and Bill Gates all died in a plane crash and went to meet their maker. The supreme deity turned to Al and asked, tell what is important about yourself.
Al responded that he felt that the earth was the ultimate importance and that protecting the earth&#8217;s ecological system was most important.
God looked [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Brief History Of Computers</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/16/a-brief-history-of-computers/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/16/a-brief-history-of-computers/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Nov 2007 14:23:33 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Computer Jokes</category>
	<category>Geek</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Long ago, in the days when all disks flopped in the breeze and the writing of words was on a star, the Blue Giant dug for the people the Pea Sea. But he needed a creature who could sail the waters, and would need for support but few rams.
So the Gateskeeper, who was said to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Few Words From Tech Support</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/15/a-few-words-from-tech-support/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/15/a-few-words-from-tech-support/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Nov 2007 14:23:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Computer Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Don&#8217;t write anything down. We can play back the error messages from here.
2. When a tech says he&#8217;s coming right over, go for coffee. It&#8217;s nothing to us to remember 481 screen saver passwords.
3. When you call us to have your computer moved, be sure to leave it buried under half a ton of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>50 Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/14/50-ways-to-mess-with-people-in-a-computer-lab/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/14/50-ways-to-mess-with-people-in-a-computer-lab/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Nov 2007 14:23:42 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Computer Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream &#8220;Oh my God! They&#8217;ve found me!&#8221; and bolt.2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes &#38; then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An Airliner</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/13/an-airliner/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/13/an-airliner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 13 Nov 2007 14:24:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Airline Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[At a recent software engineering management course in the US, the participants were given an awkward question to answer. &#8220;If you had just boarded an airliner and discovered that your team of programmers had been responsible for the flight control software how many of you would disembark immediately?&#8221;
Among the ensuing forest of raised hands, only [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A CD Player</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/12/a-cd-player/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/12/a-cd-player/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 12 Nov 2007 14:24:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Geek</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[While shopping for my first CD player, I was able to decipher most of the technicalese on the promotional signs. One designation had me puzzled, though, so I called over a salesperson and asked, &#8220;What does &#8216;hybrid pulse D/A converter&#8217; mean?&#8221; &#8220;That means&#8221;, he said, &#8220;that this machine will read the digital information that is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Might be Addicted to AOL if</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/11/you-might-be-addicted-to-aol-if/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/11/you-might-be-addicted-to-aol-if/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Nov 2007 14:22:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>You know you are a...</category>
	<category>Geek</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/07/you-might-be-addicted-to-aol-if/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[* Tech Support calls &#8220;You&#8221; for help.* Someone at work tells you a joke and you say LOL.* You watch TV with the closed captioning turned on.* You have called out someone&#8217;s screen name while making love to your significant other.* You keep begging your friends to get an account &#8220;so we can hang out.&#8221;* [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Novel Approach to Saving Money</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/10/a-novel-approach-to-saving-money/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 10 Nov 2007 14:23:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Uncategorized</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.
&#8220;How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?&#8221; asks an accountant.
&#8220;Watch and you&#8217;ll see,&#8221; answers an engineer.
They all board the train. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Acquired Paint Shop Pro Syndrome</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/09/acquired-paint-shop-pro-syndrome/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/09/acquired-paint-shop-pro-syndrome/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 09 Nov 2007 14:23:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Doctor</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Centre for Disease Control in Atlanta today announced the identification of a new disease.
Tentatively named Acquired Paint Shop Pro Syndrome, the disease is highly infectious. Scientists at CDC say the disease is caused by a bacillus called staphloaibrush because of its brush-like shape. Under the microscope the bacillus is long and slender with a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Apple Computers</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/08/apple-computers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 14:23:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Geek</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Apple had a new computer under development. Their project name for it was &#8220;Carl Sagan&#8221; (I don&#8217;t know why).
When the real Carl Sagan learned about this, he was upset. He demanded that Apple stop using his name, even for their private, internal projects.
Apple agreed. They changed the name of the project to &#8220;Butthead Astronomer&#8221;. 
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		<title>AOL Pie</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/08/aol-pie/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/08/aol-pie/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 10:22:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Geek</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A long, long, time agoI can still remember when I dialed up their help desk lines.And I knew if I had the chanceThey could make my modem dancewith chats and GIFs and silly pick-up lines.But Help Desk phone calls made me shiverwith every busy they&#8217;d deliver.Bad news on the front pageA 19-hour outrage.I can&#8217;t remember [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Accident</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/06/accident/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/06/accident/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Nov 2007 14:22:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Geek</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/06/accident/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[There was an engineer, manager and programmer driving down a steep mountain road.
The brakes failed and the car careened down the road out of control.
Half way down the driver managed to stop the car by running it against the embankment narrowing avoiding going over a cliff.
They all got out, shaken by their narrow escape from [...]]]></description>
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		<title>An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/05/an-artist-a-lawyer-and-a-computer-scientist/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/05/an-artist-a-lawyer-and-a-computer-scientist/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 14:24:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Computer Jokes</category>
	<category>Geek</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[An artist, a lawyer, and a computer scientist are discussing the merits of a mistress. The artist tells of the passion, the thrill which comes with the risk of being discovered. The lawyer warns of the difficulties. It can lead to guilt, divorce, bankruptcy. Not worth it. Too many problems. The computer scientist says &#8220;It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Guide to Modern Operating Systems</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/04/a-guide-to-modern-operating-systems/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/04/a-guide-to-modern-operating-systems/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 04 Nov 2007 14:23:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Geek</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[UnixYou shoot yourself in the foot.
DOSYou keep running up against the one-bullet barrier.
MS-WindowsThe gun blows up in your hand.
Windows NTThe gun is so huge and unwieldy that you have to keep swapping it from one hand to the other.
OS/2The gun and the bullet aren&#8217;t speaking to each other any more.
Mac FinderIt&#8217;s easy to shoot yourself [...]]]></description>
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		<title>2 Programmers on a Highway</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/03/2-programmers-on-a-highway/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/03/2-programmers-on-a-highway/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 03 Nov 2007 14:24:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Geek</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two computer programmers are driving on a Highway. They switch on the radio and there is a warning: Please note that a car is driving on highway 75 against the traffic. The programmer near the driver looks at him and says: One? There are hundreds of them.
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		<title>Blonde Sheep Winner</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/02/blonde-sheep-winner/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/02/blonde-sheep-winner/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Nov 2007 14:24:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Blonde Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
She asked the shepherd, &#8220;If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?&#8221;
He [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Drowning In A Pickup</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/01/drowning-in-a-pickup/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/01/drowning-in-a-pickup/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 01 Nov 2007 14:25:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Blonde Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[There were two brunettes in the front of a truck, and three blonds in the back. They rolled off a cliff into the ocean. The brunettes survived, but the blonds died. Why?
They couldn&#8217;t get the tailgate open. 

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		<title>Microsoft Support</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/10/30/microsoft-support/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/10/30/microsoft-support/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 14:21:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Microsoft</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/11/30/microsoft-support/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A Microsoft support man goes to a firing range. He shoots 10 bullets at the target 50m away. Then the supervisors check the target and see that there&#8217;s not even a single hit, and they shout to him that he missed completely. So he tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer. Then he [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Microsoft to Sell Ad Space in Error Messages</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/10/29/microsoft-to-sell-ad-space-in-error-messages/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/10/29/microsoft-to-sell-ad-space-in-error-messages/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Oct 2007 21:55:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Microsoft</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/10/29/microsoft-to-sell-ad-space-in-error-messages/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows. Acknowledging for the first time that the average user of their operating system encounters error messages at least several times a day, Microsoft is trying to take financial advantage of the unavoidable opportunity to make an ad impression. &#8220;We [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lost Engine</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/10/28/lost-engine/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/10/28/lost-engine/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 28 Oct 2007 14:25:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Blonde Jokes</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/10/29/lost-engine/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A blonde woman is driving a Porsche. She sees another blonde woman with a Porsche that has broken down on the side of the road. She stops to ask what&#8217;s wrong. The owner of the broken Porsche said, &#8220;I just had a look under the hood, well, while I was driving somebody had stolen the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Smartest Hair Color</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/10/23/smartest-hair-color/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/10/23/smartest-hair-color/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 23 Oct 2007 11:25:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Blonde Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Three dumb blondes were shipwrecked on a desert island. They came across a magic lamp and a genie came out.
The genie said that he would grant them each a wish.The first blonde asked to be made smart, the genie turned her into a brunette and she swam off the island.
The second blonde asked to be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Reassured</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/10/03/reassured/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/10/03/reassured/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Oct 2007 06:25:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Blonde Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two blonde roommates went shopping one day. On the way, one blonde told the other that she had forgotten to switch off the iron. The second blonde turned to her friend and very cooly assured her that the house would not catch fire as she had left the tap running.

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		<title>Iron Phone</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/07/04/iron-phone/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/07/04/iron-phone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Jul 2007 14:25:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Blonde Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Iron Phone
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had had happened to her ears?
&#8220;I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.&#8221;
&#8220;Oh Dear!&#8221; the doctor exclaimed in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bad Name</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/07/03/bad-name/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/07/03/bad-name/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Jul 2007 14:25:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Blonde Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bad Name
There is this blonde in the middle of a parking lot rowing a boat.
This other blonde drives by and sees this blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a parking lot. So she stops her car gets out and yells, &#8220;IF I COULD SWIM, I WOULD SIM OVER THERE AND DROWN YOU. YOU [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Thank God It’s Friday</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/07/02/thank-god-its-friday/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/07/02/thank-god-its-friday/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2007 14:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Blonde Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Thank God It&#8217;s Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, &#8220;T-G-I-F&#8221; (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied, &#8220;S-H-I-T&#8221; (letters only).&#8221;
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, &#8220;T-G-I-F&#8221; again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Breathe In Breathe Out</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/07/01/breathe-in-breathe-out/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/07/01/breathe-in-breathe-out/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 01 Jul 2007 14:26:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Blonde Jokes</category>
	<category>Farmer Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Breathe In Breathe Out
There was a blonde that went to the hair salon with headphones. Before the barber started cutting her hair she told him &#8220;Make sure not to knock the headphones off my head&#8221;. So the barber was sure not to. The next time, the blonde said the same thing &#8220;Do not knock the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Snow Blonde Plow</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/30/snow-blonde-plow/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/30/snow-blonde-plow/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Jun 2007 14:26:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Blonde Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Snow Blonde Plow
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn&#8217;t panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. &#8220;If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.&#8221;
Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Five Secrets To A Great Relationship</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/29/the-five-secrets-to-a-great-relationship/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/29/the-five-secrets-to-a-great-relationship/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jun 2007 14:26:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Married</category>
	<category>Dating</category>
	<category>Men</category>
	<category>Women</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Five Secrets To A Great Relationship
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable, respectful and doesn&#8217;t lie.
4. It is [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jack &amp; Jill</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/28/jack-jill/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/28/jack-jill/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Jun 2007 14:26:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Dirty Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jack &#38; Jill
Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marajuana.Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked, &#8220;Jill do you wanna?&#8221; Jill said yes, pulled up her dress,you know what happened next? Stupid Jill forgot the pill, then they had a son named Bill.

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		<title>Jesus And The Redneck</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/27/jesus-and-the-redneck/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/27/jesus-and-the-redneck/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:26:28 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Redneck</category>
	<category>Religious</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Jesus And The Redneck
An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, &#8220;Is that Jesus sitting over there?&#8221; The waitress nodded &#8220;yes,&#8221; so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Wedding Registry</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/26/wedding-registry/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/26/wedding-registry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jun 2007 14:26:19 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Marriage</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Wedding Registry
Jacob age 85, and Rebecca age 79 are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way go past a drugstore. Jacob suggests that they go in. He addresses the man behind the&#160; counter: &#8220;Are you the owner?&#8221; The pharmacist answers, &#8220;Yes.&#8221; [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Lost Preacher</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/25/lost-preacher/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/25/lost-preacher/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:26:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Religious</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Lost Preacher
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave-side committal service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends. The preacher started early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong turns. 
He arrived a half-hour late, the hearse was nowhere in sight, and the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Can’t Make It</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/25/cant-make-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/25/cant-make-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Jun 2007 14:25:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Blonde Jokes</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/25/cant-make-it/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A blonde, brunette and a red-head were trapped on a island 20 miles from shore. The red-head started swimming and got tired after 2 miles and turned around and swam back. Then the brunette started to swim and after 7 miles of swimming she turned back. The blonde jumped in and swam 17 miles got [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Long Time Without Sex</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/24/long-time-without-sex/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/24/long-time-without-sex/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 14:27:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Dirty Jokes</category>
	<category>Married</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Long Time Without Sex
One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin. 
&#8220;How did I gethere, Mommy?&#8221; she asks.
Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, &#8220;Why God sent you, Honey.&#8221;
&#8220;And did God send you too, Mommy?&#8221; she continues. &#8220;Yes, Sweetheart, he did.&#8221;
&#8220;And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and dads, too?&#8221;
&#8220;Yes, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hammer Heads</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/24/hammer-heads/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/24/hammer-heads/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Jun 2007 14:25:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Blonde Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two blondes were building a house. one saw that the other was going into her pouch and throwing every other nail out. She thought that this was weird and decided to look into.
&#8220;Why do you keep throwing every other nail away?&#8221;
&#8220;Well, when i pull one out of my pouch, and it is facing towards the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Light Bulb</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/23/light-bulb/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/23/light-bulb/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 14:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>One Liners</category>
	<category>How To</category>
	<category>How Many...</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/23/light-bulb/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Light Bulb
Q: How many internet mail list subscribers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: 1,331: 
* 1 to change the light bulb and to post to the mail list that the light bulb has been changed 
* 14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the light bulb could have [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Abort, Retry, Ignore?</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/23/abort-retry-ignore/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/06/23/abort-retry-ignore/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Jun 2007 14:22:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Geek</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Once upon a midnight dreary, fingers cramped and vision bleary, System manuals piled high and wasted paper on the floor, Longing for the warmth of bed sheets, still I sat there doing spreadsheets. Having reached the bottom line I took a floppy from the drawer, I then invoked the SAVE command and waited for the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Mexican</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/01/06/the-mexican/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/01/06/the-mexican/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Jan 2007 15:57:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Uncategorized</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2007/01/06/the-mexican/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A Mexican family crosses over the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work.
His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of  a big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Viagara Bed</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/11/02/viagara-bed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/11/02/viagara-bed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Nov 2006 15:56:31 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Dirty Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Viagara Bed
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.
&#8220;How are you grandpa? he asks.
&#8220;Feeling fine,&#8221; says the old man.
&#8220;What&#8217;s the food like?&#8221;
&#8220;Terrific, wonderful menus.&#8221;
&#8220;And the nursing?&#8221;
&#8220;Just couldn&#8217;t be better. These young nurses really take care of you.&#8221;
&#8220;What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?&#8221;
&#8220;No problem at all nine hours solid every night. At [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Baby Light</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/11/01/baby-light/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/11/01/baby-light/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Nov 2006 18:51:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Redneck</category>
	<category>Being American</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart&#8217;s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, &#8220;Here, you hold this high so I can see what I&#8217;m doing.&#8221;
Soon, a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>A Man’s Favorite Tool</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/10/a-mans-favorite-tool/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/10/a-mans-favorite-tool/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 20:57:55 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Dirty Jokes</category>
	<category>Funny Videos</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[ 
Share This
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		<title>Give Bubba a Chance</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/10/give-bubba-a-chance/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/10/give-bubba-a-chance/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 10 Oct 2006 18:56:56 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>School</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/10/give-bubba-a-chance/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[It was graduation night at Cox High School and they were about halfway through the ceremony when the principal said, &#8220;Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a problem, Bubba is a few credits short and won&#8217;t be able to graduate tonight.&#8221;
Well now, Bubba was the starting right guard for Cox&#8217;s football team, and when the student [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Trigonometry</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/09/trigonometry/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/09/trigonometry/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Oct 2006 18:56:29 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Redneck</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/09/trigonometry/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A hillbilly was going to send his boy to school and was discussing with the principal what courses he should take.
The principal was talking about math courses and suggested he would probably later on take geometry and trigonometry.
The hillbilly heard this and said &#8220;Great! Be sure and give him lot&#8217;s of that there triggernometry! He&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Cemetary Urinal</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/08/cemetary-urinal/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/08/cemetary-urinal/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Oct 2006 18:55:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Dirty Jokes</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/08/cemetary-urinal/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Two women decided to go out one evening, without their husbands,and more importantly &#8212; No Kids. Laughing the entire evening away and finding that they had consumed entirely too much wine, they decided it was time to head home.
They were about half way home when both ladies decided that they needed to find a bathroom [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Pround Blonde Student</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/07/pround-blonde-student/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/07/pround-blonde-student/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Oct 2006 18:55:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Blonde Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A girl came skipping home FROM school one day. &#8220;Mommy, Mommy,&#8221; she yelled, &#8220;we were counting today, and all the other kids could only count to four, but I counted to 10. See? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6,7, 8, 9, 10!&#8221;
&#8220;Very good,&#8221; said her mother.
&#8220;Is it because I&#8217;m blonde, Mommy?&#8221;
&#8220;Yes, Honey, it&#8217;s because you&#8217;re [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Rejected Nursey Rhymes</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/06/rejected-nursey-rhymes/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/06/rejected-nursey-rhymes/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Oct 2006 18:54:51 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Dirty Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[JACK AND JILL
Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill Forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
MARY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two chunks of bread.
LITTLE MISS MUFFET
Sat on a tuffet,
Her clothes all tattered and torn.
It had not been the spider
that crept up beside [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Buford Has Shingles</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/05/buford-has-shingles/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/05/buford-has-shingles/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Oct 2006 18:54:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Doctor</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/05/buford-has-shingles/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Doesn&#8217;t it seem that more and more physicians are running their practices like an assembly line. Here&#8217;s what happened to Buford&#8230;Buford walked INTO a doctor&#8217;s office and the receptionist asked him what hehad&#8230;.. Buford said, &#8220;Shingles.&#8221; So she took down his name, address, medical insurance number and told himto have a seat. Fifteen minutes later [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Interesting and Funny Signs</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/04/interesting-and-funny-signs/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/04/interesting-and-funny-signs/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 04 Oct 2006 18:53:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Real Life</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/04/interesting-and-funny-signs/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
&#8220;We&#8217;re #1 in the #2 business.&#8221;
Sign over a Gynecologist&#8217;s Office:
&#8220;Dr. Jones, at your cervix.&#8221;
At a Proctologist&#8217;s door
&#8220;To expedite your visit please back in.&#8221;
On a Plumber&#8217;s truck:
&#8220;We REPAIR what your husband fixed.&#8221;
On a Plumber&#8217;s truck:
&#8220;Don&#8217;t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.&#8221;
Pizza Shop Slogan:
&#8220;7 days without pizza makes one weak.&#8221;
At a [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Bigger Means Dumber</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/03/bigger-means-dumber/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/03/bigger-means-dumber/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 Oct 2006 18:53:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Dirty Jokes</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/03/bigger-means-dumber/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A mother and father took their 6-year-old son to a nude beach. Asthe boy walked along the beach, he noticed that some of the ladies had boobs bigger than his mother&#8217;s, and asked her why. She told herson, &#8220;The bigger they are the dumber the person is.&#8221;
 
The boy pleased with the answer, goes to play [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Using the FBI</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/02/using-the-fbi/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/02/using-the-fbi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Oct 2006 18:52:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Redneck</category>
	<category>Law Enforcement</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/10/02/using-the-fbi/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Hello, is this the FBI?&#8221;
&#8220;Yes. What do you want?&#8221;
&#8220;I&#8217;m calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith! He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood.&#8221;
&#8220;Thank you very much for the call, sir.&#8221;
The next day, the FBI agents descended on Billy Bob&#8217;s house. They searched the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they busted [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Behaviorist Solution</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/30/behaviorist-solution/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/30/behaviorist-solution/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 30 Sep 2006 01:39:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Health Care</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night&#8217;s sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Redneck Sex Ed</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/29/redneck-sex-ed/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/29/redneck-sex-ed/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Sep 2006 18:51:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Redneck</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/29/redneck-sex-ed/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One day Ma and pa were sitting on the porch, when Pa said to Ma junior&#8217;s 21 years old now&#8221; It’s about time we teach him about sex&#8221;.
Ma said &#8220;ya know pa your right&#8221;.
So pa said to junior &#8220;hey junior come on out to the porch for a second&#8221;.
so junior came on out to the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Billy Bobs New Job</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/28/billy-bobs-new-job/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/28/billy-bobs-new-job/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 28 Sep 2006 18:50:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Stupid People</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Billy Bob wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. He was told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector asked, &#8220;What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?&#8221;
Billy Bob replied, &#8220;I would switch the points for one of the trains.&#8221;
&#8220;What [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hunting For Sex</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/27/hunting-for-sex/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/27/hunting-for-sex/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 27 Sep 2006 18:49:16 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>Dirty Jokes</category>
	<category>Hunting</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. Hespotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, &#8220;That was my cousin and you&#8217;ve got two choices&#8230; Either I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Vasectomy</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/25/vasectomy/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/25/vasectomy/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2006 18:47:57 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Redneck</category>
	<category>Doctor</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/25/vasectomy/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife/cousin did not want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Dirty Sex Pictures</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/25/dirty-sex-pictures/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/25/dirty-sex-pictures/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 25 Sep 2006 08:38:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Dirty Jokes</category>
	<category>Health Care</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/25/dirty-sex-pictures/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A man goes to a Psychologist and says, &#8220;Doc I got a real problem, I can&#8217;t stop thinking about sex.&#8221;
The Psychologist says, &#8220;Well let&#8217;s see what we can find out&#8221;, and pulls out his ink blots. &#8220;What is this a picture of?&#8221; he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Hind Lick Maneuver</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/24/hind-lick-maneuver/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/24/hind-lick-maneuver/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Sep 2006 09:47:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Dirty Jokes</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/24/hind-lick-maneuver/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the South. She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke on a chicken bone.
Buford Buck&#8217;s 2 country boys in the next booth notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In The BIG City</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/23/in-the-big-city/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/23/in-the-big-city/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 23 Sep 2006 09:46:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Redneck</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/23/in-the-big-city/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A Kentucky family took a holiday to New York City.
For an adventure the father took his son to see a skyscraper. They were amazed by everything they saw - especially the elevator at one end of the lobby.
The boy asked,
&#8216;What&#8217;s that there, Paw?&#8217;
The father responded,
&#8216;Well son, I reckon I never did see nothing like this [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Poetry Contest</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/22/poetry-contest/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/22/poetry-contest/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 22 Sep 2006 18:46:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Redneck</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/22/poetry-contest/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was &#8220;Timbuktu.&#8221;
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Stupid Wives</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/21/stupid-wives/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/21/stupid-wives/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Sep 2006 18:45:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Marriage</category>
	<category>Cheating</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/21/stupid-wives/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[John, Brian, and Martin were sitting on the front porch, drinking a little &#8217;shine, and talking about their dumb ole&#8217; hillbilly wives.
&#8220;You know, boys, my wife Judi is SO stupid. She went down to the store &#8216;tother day and bought an air-conditioner! Hell, boys, we ain&#8217;t got no &#8216;lectricity!&#8221;
The other two just howl with laughter.
Brian [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Psychology Experiment</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/20/psychology-experiment/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/20/psychology-experiment/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 20 Sep 2006 06:38:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Health Care</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/20/psychology-experiment/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, &#8220;Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?&#8221;
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, [...]]]></description>
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		<title>It’s The Way You Say It</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/19/its-the-way-you-say-it/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/19/its-the-way-you-say-it/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Sep 2006 06:44:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Being American</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, &#8220;Where does you go to school?&#8221;
The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Back Seat Necking</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/18/back-seat-necking/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/18/back-seat-necking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Sep 2006 12:44:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Being American</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/18/back-seat-necking/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The Kentuckian and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car.
&#8220;Want to go in the back seat?&#8221; she asked.
&#8220;Nope&#8221;, he replied.
A few minutes later she asked, “Now do you want to get in the back seat?”
&#8220;No, I don&#8217;t&#8221;, he said again, &#8220;I wanna stay here in the front seat with you.&#8221;

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		<title>New To The Country</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/17/new-to-the-country/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/17/new-to-the-country/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 17 Sep 2006 12:43:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Farmer Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man who had just moved out to the country decides to start a farm. He goes to one nearby and asks to buy a chicken.
The farmer tells the man that they don&#8217;t call them chickens there. &#8220;We say pullets.&#8221;
Then the man selects a donkey. The farmer says, &#8220;We don&#8217;t call them donkeys. Here we [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Impotent Farmer</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/16/impotent-farmer/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/16/impotent-farmer/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Sep 2006 03:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Farmer Jokes</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/14/impotent-farmer/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[An impotent farmer was having trouble in bed for close to a year now and he just didn&#8217;t know what to do. He ate Viagra like M&#038;M&#8217;s but it never seemed to help. Well anyways the farmer had a couple cows that he wanted to breed, and he went down to his neighbor farmer to [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Not His Problem</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/15/not-his-problem/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/15/not-his-problem/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 15 Sep 2006 01:37:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Health Care</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder. The psychologist turns around and the man hauls off and decks him. The psychologist gets up, brushes himself off, turns to the group and declares: &#8220;That&#8217;s his problem.&#8221;

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		<title>Hunting N F**king</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/14/hunting-n-fking/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/14/hunting-n-fking/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 14 Sep 2006 06:40:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Dirty Jokes</category>
	<category>Hunting</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/14/hunting-n-fking/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[I pulled into a town I couldn&#8217;t believe still existed in the eighties.
A dusty, dirt road, a little old wooden store that actually said &#8220;General Store&#8221;, and that was it. There was a little old man sitting in front of the store in a rocking chair&#8230; I said to him, &#8220;What do you folks do [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Might Be A Rednick If… (Part V)</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/12/you-might-be-a-rednick-if-part-v/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/12/you-might-be-a-rednick-if-part-v/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Sep 2006 18:37:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>You know you are a...</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/12/you-might-be-a-rednick-if-part-v/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;you think a &#8216;cursor&#8217; is someone who swears a lot.
&#8230;you think a computer hacker carries an axe.
&#8230;you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
&#8230;you think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
&#8230;you think cur is a breed of dog.
&#8230;you think mud rasslin&#8217; should be an Olympic sport.
&#8230;you think people that send out [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Might Be A Rednick If… (Part IV)</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/11/you-might-be-a-rednick-if-part-iv/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/11/you-might-be-a-rednick-if-part-iv/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 11 Sep 2006 07:38:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>You know you are a...</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/11/you-might-be-a-rednick-if-part-iv/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;you have a bowling machine in your kitchen.
&#8230;you have a clawfoot bathtub.
&#8230;you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
&#8230;you have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
&#8230;you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
&#8230;you have accidentally taken a drink from your spit can.
&#8230;you [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Feeling Guilty</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/10/feeling-guilty/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/10/feeling-guilty/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Sep 2006 01:37:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Women</category>
	<category>Health Care</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/10/feeling-guilty/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. &#8220;Doctor, you must help me,&#8221; she pleaded. &#8220;It&#8217;s gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week.&#8221;
&#8220;I see,&#8221; nodded the psychiatrist. &#8220;And you, no doubt, want me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Might Be A Rednick If… (Part III)</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/09/you-might-be-a-rednick-if-part-iii/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/09/you-might-be-a-rednick-if-part-iii/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 09 Sep 2006 08:39:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>You know you are a...</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/09/you-might-be-a-rednick-if-part-iii/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;the most common phrase in your house is, &#8220;Someone go jiggle the handle.&#8221;
&#8230;the oak tree in the front yard is an essential piece of automotive repair equipment (how else are you gonna pull the engine out of the old Dodge?)
&#8230;the receptionist checks the rat traps at your place of business.
&#8230;the taillight covers of your car [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Might Be A Rednick If… (Part II)</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/08/you-might-be-a-rednick-if-part-ii/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/08/you-might-be-a-rednick-if-part-ii/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 08 Sep 2006 03:39:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>You know you are a...</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/08/you-might-be-a-rednick-if-part-ii/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;&#8221;Bambi&#8221; made you hungry for rabbit!
&#8230;An expired license plate means another decoration for your living room wall.
&#8230;a full-grown ostrich has fewer feathers than your cowboy hat.
&#8230;a policeman asks for your ID, and you answer, &#8220;About what?&#8221;
&#8230;a tornado goes through your trailer&#8217;s yard and makes it look neater.
&#8230;after the divorce you still call your Ex &#8220;Cuz&#8221;.
&#8230;any [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Redneck Hotel</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/07/redneck-hotel/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/07/redneck-hotel/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 07 Sep 2006 03:50:08 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Redneck</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/07/redneck-hotel/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[They had lived together in the backwoods for over fifty years. To celebrate their fiftieth anniversary, he took her to a large city and they checked into a plush hotel.
She said to the bellman, &#8220;We refuse to settle for such a small room. No windows, no bed, and no air conditioning.&#8221;
&#8220;But, madam!&#8221;, replied the bellman.
&#8220;Don&#8217;t [...]]]></description>
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		<title>You Might Be A Rednick If… (Part VI)</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/06/you-might-be-a-rednick-if-part-vi/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/06/you-might-be-a-rednick-if-part-vi/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 06 Sep 2006 06:37:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>You know you are a...</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/06/you-might-be-a-rednick-if-part-vi/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;you&#8217;ve ever re-used a paper plate.
&#8230;you&#8217;ve ever shot anyone for looking at you.
&#8230;you&#8217;ve ever shot somebody over a mall parking space.
&#8230;you&#8217;ve ever slam-shifted a tractor.
&#8230;you&#8217;ve ever spray painted your girlfriend&#8217;s name on an overpass.
&#8230;you&#8217;ve ever strained your tea through a flyswatter.
&#8230;you&#8217;ve ever told the local sheriff that you smell a pig and he replies, &#8220;I [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Grand Delusions</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/05/grand-delusions/</link>
		<comments>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/05/grand-delusions/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 05 Sep 2006 01:35:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Doctor</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/05/grand-delusions/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[When the new patient was settled comfortably on the couch, the physiatrist began his therapy session, &#8220;I&#8217;m not aware of your problem,&#8221; the doctor said. &#8220;So perhaps, you should start at the very beginning.&#8221;
&#8220;Of course.&#8221; replied the patient. &#8220;In the beginning, I created the Heavens and the Earth&#8230;&#8221;

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		<title>You Might Be A Rednick If… (Part VII)</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/04/you-might-be-a-rednick-if-part-vii/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 04 Sep 2006 05:36:47 +0000</pubDate>
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	<category>You know you are a...</category>
		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/04/you-might-be-a-rednick-if-part-vii/</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8230;your kids LIKE the Arch Deluxe hamburger at McDonalds.
&#8230;your kids can&#8217;t go out for Hollween because there&#8217;s nobody within walking distance to get candy from.
&#8230;your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand.
&#8230;your lips move while reading a stop sign.
&#8230;your masseuse uses lard.
&#8230;your master bathroom has the words &#8220;porta&#8221; and &#8220;potty&#8221; written on the side.
&#8230;your [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Overturned Wagon</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/03/overturned-wagon/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 03 Sep 2006 18:35:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Farmer Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A farm boy accidentally overturned his wagonload of corn. The farmer who lived nearby heard the noise and yelled over to the boy, &#8220;Hey Willis, forget your troubles! Come in and visit with us. I&#8217;ll help you get the wagon up later.&#8221;
&#8220;That&#8217;s mighty nice of you,&#8221; Willis answered, &#8220;but I don&#8217;t think Pa would like me [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Clinic’s Name</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/02/clinics-name/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 02 Sep 2006 01:36:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Health Care</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, &#8220;Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?&#8221;
&#8220;Outstanding,&#8221; Fred replied. &#8220;They taught us all the latest psychological techiniques - visualization, association - it made a huge difference for me.&#8221;
&#8220;That&#8217;s great! What was the name of the clinic?&#8221;
Fred [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Confused People</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/09/01/confused-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Sep 2006 01:35:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Doctor</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[In a psychiatrist&#8217;s waiting room two patients are having a conversation. One says to the other, &#8220;Why are you here?&#8221;
The second answers, &#8220;I&#8217;m Napoleon, so the doctor told me to come here.&#8221;
The first is curious and asks, &#8220;How do you know that you&#8217;re Napoleon?&#8221;
The second responds, &#8220;God told me I was.&#8221;
At this point, a patient [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Diagnosis</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/08/31/diagnosis/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 31 Aug 2006 02:34:54 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Military</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;You&#8217;ve got a touch of pneumonia,&#8221; said the medical officer after examining the new enlistee.
&#8220;Are you sure, sir?&#8221; queried one worried man. &#8220;I have known people in civvy street to be told they have pneumonia but then to die of something quite different.&#8221;
&#8220;You are not in civil life, Samson. You&#8217;re in the Army!&#8221; thundered the [...]]]></description>
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		<title>That’s Not Fair</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/08/30/thats-not-fair/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Aug 2006 07:00:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Lawyer Jokes</category>
	<category>Hell</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man died and was taken to his place of eternal torment by the devil. As he passed sulfurous pits and shrieking sinners, he saw a man he recognized as a lawyer making love to a beautiful woman.
&#8220;That&#8217;s not fair,&#8221; he complained. &#8220;I face torment for all eternity, and that lawyer gets to spend it [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Corruption Trial</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/08/29/the-corruption-trial/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 29 Aug 2006 01:27:48 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Lawyer Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[At the height of a political corruption trial, the prosecuting attorney attacked a witness. &#8220;Isn&#8217;t it true,&#8221; he bellowed, &#8220;that you accepted five thousand dollars to compromise this case?&#8221; The witness stared out the window, as though he hadn&#8217;t hear the question. The prosecutor again blared, &#8220;Isn&#8217;t it true that you accepted five thousand dollars [...]]]></description>
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		<title>The Brass Rat</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/08/28/the-brass-rat/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Aug 2006 09:27:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Lawyer Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man, visiting San Francisco, noticed a musty curio shop, which seemed to be forgotten by time. It seemed very out of place in the busy city. The man&#8217;s curiosity was piqued, and he entered the shop. The store didn&#8217;t seem to have much traffic, and the shelves were full of dusty, but interesting items. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Deer Tracks</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/08/27/deer-tracks/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Aug 2006 01:26:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Animal</category>
	<category>Lawyer Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Two lawyers were out hunting when they came upon a pair of tracks. They stopped and examined the tracks closely. The first lawyer announced, &#8220;Those are deer tracks. It&#8217;s deer season, so we should follow the tracks and find our prey.&#8221; The second lawyer responded,&#8221;Those are clearly elk tracks, and elk are out of season. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Do You Serve Lawyers?</title>
		<link>http://www.bluenoserjokes.com/2006/08/26/do-you-serve-lawyers/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 26 Aug 2006 07:26:20 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>bluenoser</dc:creator>
		
	<category>Animal</category>
	<category>Lawyer Jokes</category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A man walked into a bar, leading an alligator by a leash. He asked the bartender, &#8220;Do you serve lawyers here?&#8221;
&#8220;Sure do,&#8221; said the bartender.
&#8220;Good,&#8221; replied the man. &#8220;Give me a beer, and I&#8217;ll have a lawyer for my &#8216;gator.&#8221;

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