You Know you are a Bluenoser When…

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor….on the highway.
2.”Vacation” means going to Moncton for the weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit a deer.
5. You often switch from “Heat” to “A/C” in the same day.

6. You use a down filled comforter […]

February 16, 2006 | Filed Under Bluenoser, You know you are a... | Share your thoughts... 

You know you’re a Star Wars geek when…

When you pass out while trying to move a pencil across the desk with the Force.
When you get jealous of luke because his light saber is double the size of yours
You found this page with intentions of locating the Star Wars “greek” club.
You would love to have Frank Oz stick his hand up your ass […]

January 1, 2006 | Filed Under You know you are a... | Share your thoughts... 

You know you’re having a bad day when

Your horn sticks on the freeway behind 32 Hell’s Angels.
The worst player on the golf course wants to play you for money.
You call suicide prevention and they put you on hold.
You get to work and find a “60 Minutes” news team waiting in your office.
Your  birthday cake collapses from the weight of the candles.
You find […]

December 24, 2005 | Filed Under You know you are a... | Share your thoughts... 

You know you’re trailer trash when…

The Halloween pumpkin on your front porch has more teeth than your spouse.
You let your twelve-year-old daughter smoke at the table in front of her kids.
You’ve been married three times and still have the same in-laws.
You think a woman who is “out of your league” bowls on a different night.
Jack Daniel’s makes your list of […]

November 10, 2005 | Filed Under You know you are a... | Share your thoughts... 

Ghetto Test

If the statement is true add the points in parenthesis to your score.
Scoring is given at the bottom of the test.
1.  You’ve ever used an album cover or old envelope for a dustpan. (5 points)
2.  You’ve ever put foil on your TV antennas to get better reception. (8 points)
3.  You’ve ever had to use pliers […]

November 30, 1999 | Filed Under You know you are a... | Share your thoughts... 

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