The Dress
Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching.
Nothing could dampen her excitement– not even her
parents’ nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would
be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her
father’s new young wife had bought the exact same dress!
Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. […]
Benefits of Being a Woman
We got off the Titanic first.
We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
Our boyfriend’s clothes make us look elfin & gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.
We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
We can cry and get […]
Female to Male Translation
What a woman says:
“This place is a mess! C’mon,
you and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you’ll have no clothes to wear,
if we don’t do laundry right now!?”
What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, […]
Did you know…
Single women don’t fart……
Because they don’t have assholes until they get married?
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Dress Of Love
An old woman went to visit her daughter and she found her naked, waiting for her husband.
The mother asks the daughter: “what are you doing naked?” The daughter responds:”This is the dress of love.”
When the mother returns home, She strips naked and waits for her husband.
When her husband arrives, he asks her: “what are you […]
Druggist’s Bad Day
Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, “It’s the druggist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.”
Immediately the husband drove downtown to accost the druggist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than […]
Dying Confession
Becky was on her deathbed with her husband, John, maintaining a steady vigil by her side. As he held her fragile hand, his warm tears ran silently down his face, splashed onto her face, and roused her from her slumber. She looked up and her pale lips began to move slightly. “My darling John,” she […]
Computer Terms
A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like ‘chalk’ or ‘pencil,’ she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, “What gender is a computer?” The […]
The Smarter Sex
A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.
After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “Wow, just look at our cars! There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt. This must be […]
Feel Like A Woman
On a transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is struck by lightning. One woman in particular loses it.
Screaming, she stands up in front of the plane. “I’m too young to die!” she wails. “Well, if I’m going to […]
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