The Five Secrets To A Great Relationship

1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable, respectful and doesn’t lie.
4. It is […]

June 29, 2007 | Filed Under Married, Dating, Men, Women | Share your thoughts...

Feeling Guilty

A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. “Doctor, you must help me,” she pleaded. “It’s gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week.”
“I see,” nodded the psychiatrist. “And you, no doubt, want me […]

September 10, 2006 | Filed Under Women, Health Care | Share your thoughts...

Placing Your Order

A friend and I were standing in line at a fast-food restaurant, waiting to place our order.
There was a big sign posted. “No bills larger than $20 will be accepted.”
The woman in front of us, pointing to the sign, remarked, “Believe me, if I HAD a bill larger than $20, I wouldn’t be eating here.”

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August 8, 2006 | Filed Under Women | Share your thoughts...

Wide Stance

A woman golfer suffers a nasty bee sting and leaves the course to go see her doctor about it.
“What happened?” asked the doctor.
“I got stung between the first and second hole,” replied the lady golfer.
The doctor replied, “You must have an awfully wide stance!”

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June 3, 2006 | Filed Under Golf, Women | Share your thoughts...

Done By Smell

A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel. She doesn’t know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the register.
There is a Wal- Mart “associate” standing there with dark shades on. She says, “Excuse me sir…can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?” He […]

May 14, 2006 | Filed Under Women | Share your thoughts...