Tragedy in Texas

TRAGEDY STRIKES IN COLLEGE STATION, TEXAS
AP Newswire
Tragedy occurred today in College Station, Texas when a Cessna 152 piloted by two Texas A&M graduate students crashed into a cemetery on their final approach to the College Station airport. At last report over three hundred bodies had been recovered by Texas A&M’s crack search and rescue team. […]

September 11, 2005 | Filed Under Stupid People | Share your thoughts... 

Penis Contest

Three third-graders, a Jew, an Italian, and an African American are on the playground at recess. The Jewish kid suggests that they play a new game.  “Let’s see who has the largest dick,” he says. “Okay,” they all agree.

The Jewish kid pulls down his zipper and whips it out.  “That’s nothing,” says the Italian kid. […]

August 17, 2005 | Filed Under Stupid People | Share your thoughts... 

Boat Ride

A young woman was so depressed that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young sailor saw her tottering on the edge of the pier crying. He took pity on her and […]

July 25, 2005 | Filed Under Stupid People | Share your thoughts... 

Storks

Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. “Don’t worry, son. Your mother will come back. She’s only bringing people babies and making them happy.”
The next night, it’s father’s turn to do the job.  Mother […]

July 22, 2005 | Filed Under Stupid People, School | Share your thoughts... 

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