Give Bubba a Chance

It was graduation night at Cox High School and they were about halfway through the ceremony when the principal said, “Ladies and Gentlemen, we have a problem, Bubba is a few credits short and won’t be able to graduate tonight.”
Well now, Bubba was the starting right guard for Cox’s football team, and when the student […]

October 10, 2006 | Filed Under School | Share your thoughts... 

Sandbox Humor

First-grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. Teacher asks Sarah: “What did you do at recess?”

Sarah says, “I played in the sand box.”
Teacher says, “That’s good. Go to the blackboard, and if you can write ’sand’ correctly, I’ll give you a fresh-baked cookie.”
She does and gets a cookie. Teacher asks Morris what he did […]

August 6, 2005 | Filed Under School | Share your thoughts... 

Scared Straight…For Math

Little Tommy was doing very badly in math. His parents had tried everything; flash cards, special learning centers, in short, everything they could think of. Finally in a last dash effort, they took Tommy down and enrolled him in the local Catholic school. After the first day, little Tommy comes home with a very serious […]

August 3, 2005 | Filed Under School | Share your thoughts... 

Storks

Two storks are sitting in their nest: a father stork and baby stork. The baby stork is crying and crying and father stork is trying to calm him. “Don’t worry, son. Your mother will come back. She’s only bringing people babies and making them happy.”
The next night, it’s father’s turn to do the job.  Mother […]

July 22, 2005 | Filed Under Stupid People, School | Share your thoughts... 

The Lesson

A teacher cautiously approaches the subject of sex education with her fourth grade class because she realizes Little Johnny’s propensity for sexual innuendo. But Johnny remains attentive throughout the entire lecture. Finally, towards the end of the lesson, the teacher asks for examples of sex education from the class. One little boy raises his hand, […]

March 10, 2005 | Filed Under Johnny, School | Share your thoughts... 

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