Jesus And The Redneck
Jesus And The Redneck
An Irishman in a wheel chair entered a restaurant one afternoon and asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Irishman looked across the restaurant and asked, “Is that Jesus sitting over there?” The waitress nodded “yes,” so the Irishman told her to give Jesus a cup of coffee on him. […]
Lost Preacher
Lost Preacher
A young preacher was contacted by the local funeral director to hold a grave-side committal service at a small local cemetery for someone with no family or friends. The preacher started early but quickly got himself lost, making several wrong turns.
He arrived a half-hour late, the hearse was nowhere in sight, and the […]
We Could Have Been Here Sooner
An elderly couple were killed in an accident and found themselves being given a tour of heaven by Saint Peter. “Here is your oceanside condo, over there are the tennis courts, swimming pool, and two golf courses. If you need any refreshments, just stop by any of the many bars located throughout the area.”
“Heck, Gloria,” […]
Two Nudes
Two nude statues (one male and one female) had been standing in the middle of a beautiful park for 99 years. On their 100th anniversary in the park an angel came down from heaven to talk to the statues. He said to them, “God has been watching you for the past 100 years and has […]
Jesus Is In The Bathroom
A Sunday School teacher of preschoolers was concerned that his students might be a little confused about Jesus Christ because of the Christmas season emphasis on His birth. He wanted to make sure they understood that the birth of Jesus occurred a long time ago, that He grew up, etc. So he asked his class, […]
Golf With The Pope
One day a man named Bob was playing a round of golf with the Pope. On the first hole,Bob hits the ball into a sand trap “Damn, I missed.” says Bob. The Pope says,”you shouldn’t say that it is bad.
Later on in the day on the ninth hole Bob hits the ball into the water. […]
Robbery In A Church
A crook thought maybe he could rob a church. The crook takes the money but notices a priest. The crook wants to kill the only witness, so he pulls out his gun, and fires. The crook missed and said “Damn, I missed.” the preist tells the crook “If you swear in the house of God […]
Jesus and the Hotel
Jesus walks into a hotel with a hand full of nails. He puts them on the counter and says to the receptionist, “Can you put me up for the night?”
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One Mean Preacher
Once there was this truck driver who loved to hit people on the side of the road. One day the truck driver saw a preacher on the side of the road and decided to pick him up. As he was driving along the road he seen somebody and thought to himself. Man I have not […]
Working for the Church
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complained, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.” The older […]
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