Redneck Hero

Two boys are playing football in the Golden Gate Park when one  is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog’s collar and twists, breaking the dog’s neck. A reporter who is  strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to […]

May 7, 2006 | Filed Under Redneck | Share your thoughts... 

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi Knight If…

You ever uttered the phrase, “May the force be with y’all.”
Your Jedi robe is camouflage.
You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone’s Farm  Strawberry Hill.
At least one wing of your X-wing is primer colored.

You have bantha horns on the front of […]

April 22, 2006 | Filed Under Redneck, Geek | Share your thoughts... 

The Redneck & the dog in Heat

On a hot summer day, a redneck cowboy came riding into town on his horse with his dog following.. He tied the horse and dog under the shade of a tree, and went into the bar for a cold beer.
   About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog […]

February 15, 2006 | Filed Under Redneck | Share your thoughts... 

Dead Hick

Emily Sue passed away and Billy-Bob called 911. The 911 Operator told Billy-Bob that she would send someone out right away.
“Where do you live?” asked the operator.
Billy-Bob replied, “At the end of Eucalyptus Drive.”
The operator asked, “Can you spell that for me?”
There was a long pause and finally Billy-Bob said, “How ’bout if I drag […]

October 7, 2005 | Filed Under Redneck | Share your thoughts... 

Ghost Hick

A visiting professor at Texas A & M University is giving a seminar on the supernatural. To get a feel for his audience, he asks: “How many people here believe in ghosts?” About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well that’s a good start. Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you […]

May 10, 2005 | Filed Under Redneck | Share your thoughts... 

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