Browser Wars

WASHINGTON, D.C. (AP, Sept. 2, 2002) — Senate Majority Leader Ray Noorda (P-Utah) today demanded that the Department of Justice order Microsoft and Netscape to cease development of new Internet browsers, saying the ever-escalating battle for Internet dominance had sapped the American economy of its vitality.
In an impassioned speech before the Perotista-controlled Senate, Noorda, once […]

November 24, 2007 | Filed Under Computer Jokes, Geek, Real Life | Share your thoughts... 

Interesting and Funny Signs

On a Septic Tank Truck sign:
“We’re #1 in the #2 business.”
Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:
“Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”
At a Proctologist’s door
“To expedite your visit please back in.”
On a Plumber’s truck:
“We REPAIR what your husband fixed.”

On a Plumber’s truck:
“Don’t sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”
Pizza Shop Slogan:
“7 days without pizza makes one weak.”
At a […]

October 4, 2006 | Filed Under Real Life | Share your thoughts... 

Organic Vegetables

My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market. I went and looked around and couldn’t find any. So I grabbed an old, tired looking employee and said, “These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been sprayed with any poisonous chemicals?” “The produce guy looked at me and said, “No. You’ll have […]

July 10, 2006 | Filed Under Real Life | Share your thoughts... 

Headlines

Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Drunk Gets Nine Months in Violin Case
Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus?
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
Include Your Children when Baking Cookies
Clinton Wins on Budget, But More Lies Ahead
Plane Too Close to Ground, Crash […]

April 9, 2006 | Filed Under Real Life | Share your thoughts... 

Actual Label Instructions On Consumer Goods

On Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping.
On a bag of Fritos: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap.
On some Swann frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
On Tesco’s Tiramisu dessert:(printed on bottom of the box) Do not turn upside down.
On Marks & Spencer […]

April 8, 2006 | Filed Under Stupid People, Real Life | Share your thoughts... 

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