Clinton The Story Teller

While the Clintons were still in the Governor’s Mansion in Arkansas, one night Chelsea came in to the bedroom and said, “Mommy, tell me a story please!” Hillary said, “It’s 3:00 am, honey, can’t you just go to bed?” Chelsea answered, “I tried, Mommy, but I can’t sleep… please tell me a story.” Hillary thought […]

Monica Lewinsky Buys Condoms

Monica went up to the pharmacist and stated, “I need to buy condoms.” The pharmacist looked up and asked, “Shall I put it on your bill?” “No, thanks,” Monica responded. “I prefer to put them on him myself.”

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Gore’s and Hillary’s Revenge

Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees “The President Must Go” written in urine across the snow. Well, old Bill is pretty ticked off. He storms into his security staff`s HQ, and yells “Somebody wrote a […]

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