A Guy’s Job

A guy sticks his location,
In a girl’s destinstion,

To increase the population,
For the next generation.
Do you get my explanation?
Or do you need a demonstration?

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May 2, 2006 | Filed Under Poetry | Share your thoughts... 

Rejected Hallmark Greetings

So your daughter’s a hooker,
and it spoiled your day…
Look at the bright side,
she’s a really good lay.

My tire was thumping….
I thought it was flat….
when I looked at the tire….
I noticed your cat… Sorry
You had your bladder removed
and you’re on the mends….
here’s a bouquet of flowers
and a box of Depends.
You’ve announced that you’re gay,
won’t that be […]

April 11, 2006 | Filed Under Poetry | Share your thoughts... 

Little Rose

Little blue eyed Rose Sinclair,
Stood shyly by the barber’s chair
While Mr. Fairclough trimmed the hair
Of Rose’s father, sitting there.
And as she stood, she slowly ate
A bar of creamy choco-late
Her favourite milky ‘Twinkle Bar’

Bought earlier, by dear Papa.
“Don’t stand so close” the barber frowned
As clippings tumbled all around
“‘Cos’ standing there, the chances are
You’ll get hairs on […]

May 13, 2005 | Filed Under Poetry | Share your thoughts... 

Adam and Eve

In the Garden of Eden,
As everyone knows,
Lives Adam and Eve,
Without any clothes.
In this garden,
Were two little leaves,
One covered Adam’s,
One covered Eve’s.
As the story goes on,
Never the less to say,
The wind came along,
And blew the leaves away.
At the sight,
Adam did stare,
There was Eve’s treasure,
All covered with hair.
And wonder came,
Under Eve’s eyes,
As Adam’s thing,
Started to rise.
They found […]

May 12, 2005 | Filed Under Poetry | Share your thoughts... 

My First Time

The sky was dark
The moon was high
All alone
Just her and I
Her hair so soft
Her eyes so blue
I knew just what
She wanted to do
Her skin so soft
Her legs so fine
I ran my fingers
Down her spine
I didn’t know how
But I tried my best
To place my hand
On her breasts
I remember my fear
My fast beating heart
But slowly she spread
Her […]

May 11, 2005 | Filed Under Poetry | Share your thoughts... 

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