Kids Books You’ll Never See

“You Were an Accident”

“How to Dress Sexy for Grownups”
“Strangers Have the Best Candy”
“Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her”
“Bi-Curious George”
“The Little Sissy Who Snitched”
“Some Kittens Can Fly!”
“Getting More Chocolate on Your Face”
“Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?”
“Daddy Drinks Because You Cry”
“Where Would You Like to Be Buried?”
“The Attention Deficit […]

November 23, 2005 | Filed Under One Liners, Parents and Kids | Share your thoughts... 

Father and Son

A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son comes across the condoms and asks his father what they are. The dad replies, “Well son, those are condoms and they’re for protection when you’re having sex.”  The son then picks up one of the packs and asks why it has three […]

October 22, 2005 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes, Marriage, Parents and Kids | Share your thoughts... 

Triplets

A woman pregnant with triplets is walking down the street when a masked robber runs out the bank and shoots her three times in the stomach. Luckily the babies are okay. The surgeon decides to leave the bullets in because it’s too risky to operate. All is fine for 16 years, and then one daughter […]

September 8, 2005 | Filed Under Animal, Parents and Kids | Share your thoughts... 

Unhappy Birthday

Two weeks ago, was my forty-fifth birthday, and I wasn’t feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went into breakfast, knowing my wife would be pleasant and say “Happy Birthday,” and probably have a present for me. She didn’t even say “Good Morning,” let alone any “Happy Birthday.” I thought, “Well, that’s wives for you. […]

September 6, 2005 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes, Parents and Kids | Share your thoughts... 

Making Cakes

There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says “Mummy, what are they doing?”. The mother hesitates then quickly replies “Ummm they are making cakes”. The next day they are at a zoo and the little […]

January 15, 2005 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes, Parents and Kids | Share your thoughts... 

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