Finger Licking Good
As I was trying to pack for vacation, my 3-year-old daughter was having a wonderful time playing on the bed. At one point, she said, “Mom, look at this,” and stuck out two of her fingers.
Trying to keep her entertained, I reached out and stuck her fingers in my mouth and said, “Mommy gonna eat […]
The Next One
After a young couple brought their new baby home, the wife suggested that her husband should try his hand at changing diapers. “I’m busy,” he said. “I’ll do the next one.” The next time came around and she asked again. The husband narrowed his eyes as he looked at his wife. “I didn’t mean the […]
The Football Moms
Three Italian mothers were attending a football game. Each had a son playing on the same team. At the start of the game, the first boy saw his opportunity, grabbed the ball and running quickly, out-foxed the opposing team, making the first touchdown. His mother, obviously proud of her son, sprang from the bleachers, shouting […]
Tips on Love by Kids- Age 5-10
WHAT IS THE PROPER AGE TO GET MARRIED?
“Once I’m done with kindergarten, I’m going to find me awife.” (Tom, 5)
WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
“On the first date, they just tell each other lies, and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.” (Mike, 9)
WHEN IS IT OKAY TO […]
Daddy Johnny
Little Johnny came running into the house and asked, “Mommy, can little girls have babies?” “No,” said his Mom, “of course not.”
Little Johnny then ran back outside and his Mom heard him yell to his friends, “It’s okay, we can play that game again!”
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Modern Day “Stork” Story
A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers: “Well, son, I guess one day you will find out so I’d rather you heard it from me!”
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with […]
Junior Fire Fighter
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter’s helmet and has the wagon tied to a […]
Don’t Lie to Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if […]
10 Simple Rules For Dating My Daughter
Rule One:
If you pull into my driveway and honk you’d better be delivering a package, because you’re sure not picking anything up.
Rule Two:
You do not touch my daughter in front of me. You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck. If you cannot keep your eyes […]
What My Mother Taught Me
My mother taught me LOGIC… “If you fall off that swing and break your neck, you can’t go to the store with me.”
My mother taught me MEDICINE… “If you don’t stop crossing your eyes, they’re going to freeze that way.”
My mother taught me TO THINK AHEAD… “If you don’t pass your spelling test, you’ll never […]
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