Yo momma’s so stupid

Yo momma’s so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald’s and said “Hold the cheese.”
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter […]

July 11, 2005 | Filed Under One Liners | Share your thoughts... 

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!
Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.
Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.
Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!
Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She’s practically giving […]

July 8, 2005 | Filed Under One Liners, Yo Momma... | Share your thoughts... 

Clinton Jokes

Q. If Clinton gets impeached he will be the first president to….
A. Get blowed out of office.
Q. Do you know what the FBI discovered the stains on Monica’s dress actually were?
A. A wad of Bill’s.
Q. What’s Clintons new nick name?
A. Drippy Dick
Q. What did the Chinese Premier say to Clinton as he boarded Air Force […]

June 18, 2005 | Filed Under Being American, One Liners | Share your thoughts... 

Newspaper Headlines With Double Meanings

March Planned For Next August
L.A. Voters Approve Urban Renewal By Landslide
Patient At Death’s Door - Doctors Pull Him Through
Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped
Prostitutes Appeal to Pope
Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant
Killer Sentenced to Die for Second Time in 10 Years
Never Withhold Herpes Infection From Loved One
Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
Reagan Wins on Budget, […]

November 30, 1999 | Filed Under One Liners | Share your thoughts... 

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