Computer Terms

A language instructor was explaining to her class that French nouns, unlike their English counterparts, are grammatically designated as masculine or feminine. Things like ‘chalk’ or ‘pencil,’ she described, would have a gender association although in English these words were neutral. Puzzled, one student raised his hand and asked, “What gender is a computer?” The […]

September 30, 2005 | Filed Under Computer Jokes, Men, Women | Share your thoughts... 

Clever Midget

A guy is standing at a urinal when he notices that he is being watched by a midget. Although the little fellow is staring at him intently, the guy doesn’t get uncomfortable until the midget drags a small stepladder up next to him, climbs it, and proceeds to admire his privates at close range. “Wow,” […]

September 25, 2005 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes, Men | Share your thoughts... 

The Smarter Sex

A woman and a man are involved in a car accident; it’s a bad one.  Both of their cars are totally demolished but amazingly neither of them are hurt.

After they crawl out of their cars, the woman says, “Wow, just look at our cars!  There’s nothing left, but fortunately we are unhurt.  This must be […]

September 14, 2005 | Filed Under Men, Law Enforcement, Drinking, Women | Share your thoughts... 

His and Hers ATM Machines

HIS:
1.  Pull up to ATM
2.  Insert card
3.  Enter PIN and account
4.  Take cash, card and receipt
5.  Drive away
HERS:
1.  Pull up to ATM
2.  Back up and pull forward to get closer
3.  Shut off engine
4.  Put keys in purse
5.  Get out of car because you’re too far from machine
6.  Hunt for card in purse
7.  Insert card
8.  Hunt […]

June 5, 2005 | Filed Under Men, Women | Share your thoughts... 

And God Created Man

And God created woman.
She had two arms, two legs and three breasts.
And it was good.
And God asked woman what she would like changed about herself.
And she asked for her middle breast to be removed.
And it was good.
She stood with her third breast in her hand and asked God what should be done with the useless […]

May 31, 2005 | Filed Under Religious, Men, Women | Share your thoughts... 

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