The Five Secrets To A Great Relationship
The Five Secrets To A Great Relationship
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable, respectful and doesn’t lie.
4. It is […]
Hunting and Talking
Three guys are out hunting and sitting around the evening campfire exchanging their worst experiences.
The first guy says the worst thing that ever happened to him was, he was up on a scaffold 7 stories high washing windows when the scaffold collapsed and he fell, breaking every bone in his body and he was hospitalized […]
The Strength Of 100 Men
Before the final match, the American wrestler’s trainer came to him and said, “Now don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this “pretzel” hold he has. Whatever you do, don’t let him get you in this hold! If he does, you’re finished!”
The wrestler nodded in […]
Comparison of the Shopping routine
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Probability of Winning an Arguement with a Woman
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The Difference Between Men and Women
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Warn every male you know!
I Don’t how many of you may shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know. I am sending this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of this clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Wal-Mart […]
Men are like…
….Placemats
They only show up when there’s food on the table.
…..Mascara
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
….Bike Helmets
Handy in an emergency, but otherwise they just look silly
…Parking spots
The good ones are taken, and the rest are too small.
…Copiers
You need them for reproduction, but that’s about it.
…..Lava Lamps
Fun to look at, but not all that […]
What Men Really Mean
“It’s a guy thing.”
Really means….”There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.”
“Can I help with dinner?”
Really means….”Why isn’t it already on the table?”
“Uh huh,” “Sure, honey,” or “Yes, dear.”
Really means….Absolutely nothing. It’s a conditioned response.
“It would take too long to explain.”
Really means…”I have […]
Female to Male Translation
What a woman says:
“This place is a mess! C’mon,
you and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you’ll have no clothes to wear,
if we don’t do laundry right now!?”
What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C’MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, […]
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