The Five Secrets To A Great Relationship

The Five Secrets To A Great Relationship
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable, respectful and doesn’t lie.
4. It is […]

June 29, 2007 | Filed Under Married, Dating, Men, Women | Share your thoughts... 

Long Time Without Sex

Long Time Without Sex
One day a sweet little girl becomes puzzled about her origin.
“How did I gethere, Mommy?” she asks.
Her mother replies, using a well-worn phrase, “Why God sent you, Honey.”

“And did God send you too, Mommy?” she continues. “Yes, Sweetheart, he did.”
“And Daddy, and Grandma and Grandpa, and their moms and dads, too?”
“Yes, […]

June 24, 2007 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes, Married | Share your thoughts... 

The Sentence

A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at […]

April 3, 2006 | Filed Under Married, Marriage, Dating | Share your thoughts... 

Good Mood

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my  moods. We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green. When  I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he’ll […]

April 2, 2006 | Filed Under Married, Marriage | Share your thoughts... 

Firm THIS Up

One morning while making breakfast, a man walked up to his wife and pinched her on the butt and said, “If you firmed this up, we could get  rid of your control top pantyhose.” While this was on the edge of intolerable, she kept silent.
The next morning, the man woke his wife with a pinch […]

October 18, 2005 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes, Married | Share your thoughts... 

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