Loyalty in Marriage

A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.

One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me all through the […]

March 7, 2006 | Filed Under Marriage | Share your thoughts...

You Can’t Hide From Women

Jake was dying.

His wife sat at the bedside. He looked up and said weakly: “I have something I must confess.”
“There’s no need to, ” his wife replied.
“No,” he insisted, “I want to die in peace. I slept with your sister, your best friend, her best friend, and your mother!”
“I know,” she replied, […]

February 24, 2006 | Filed Under Marriage | Share your thoughts...

Men and Their Golf

A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon.
Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM.

The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes Outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He […]

February 22, 2006 | Filed Under Marriage | Share your thoughts...

Your Daughters?

A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby boy. The joyful father rushed to the nursery to see his new son. He was horrified […]

February 21, 2006 | Filed Under Marriage | Share your thoughts...

The Statue

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry,” she said, “stand in the corner.” She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you,” she said, ” pretend you’re a statue.”
“What’s this?” the […]

February 19, 2006 | Filed Under Marriage | Share your thoughts...

Attitudes

A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, “here put these on.” She put them on, and the waist was twice the size of her body. “I can’t […]

January 25, 2006 | Filed Under Marriage | Share your thoughts...

Golfing With Wife

A lovely afternoon finds one fellow and his wife golfing. They have had a wonderful time and the man has had a near perfect game. The final hole, by far the most difficult, wraps around an old barn. With a terrible slice the man puts the barn between his ball and the green. Knowing that […]

January 23, 2006 | Filed Under Marriage, Golf | Share your thoughts...

Farmer’s Divorce

A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?”
The farmer said, “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.”
The attorney said, “Well do you have any grounds?”
The farmer said, “Yea, I got about 140 acres.” The attorney said, “No, you don’t understand, do […]

October 24, 2005 | Filed Under Farmer Jokes, Marriage, Divorce | Share your thoughts...

Father and Son

A man and his young son are in the drugstore when the son comes across the condoms and asks his father what they are. The dad replies, “Well son, those are condoms and they’re for protection when you’re having sex.” The son then picks up one of the packs and asks why it has three […]

October 22, 2005 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes, Marriage, Parents and Kids | Share your thoughts...

Did you know…

Single women don’t fart……
Because they don’t have assholes until they get married?