Smart-Ass Cop

Two guys are driving through Alabama when they get pulled over by a state trooper.  The trooper walks up, taps on the window with his nightstick, the driver rolls down the window, and the trooper smacks him in the head with the stick.  The driver says, “Why’d you do that?”

The trooper says, “You’re in Alabama, […]

July 28, 2005 | Filed Under Law Enforcement | Share your thoughts... 

Nursing Home Cop

An old lady in a nursing home is wheeling up and down the halls in her wheelchair making sounds like she’s driving a car. As she’s going down the hall, an old man jumps out of a room and says, “Excuse me ma’am but you were speeding. Can I see your driver’s license?” She digs […]

July 19, 2005 | Filed Under Law Enforcement | Share your thoughts... 

Blonde Breathalizer Test

One day while on patrol, a police officer pulled over a car for speeding. He went up to the car and asked the driver to roll down her window. The first thing he noticed, besides the nice red sports car, was how hot the driver was! Blue eyes, blonde, the works.

“I’ve pulled you over for […]

July 12, 2005 | Filed Under Blonde Jokes, Law Enforcement | Share your thoughts... 

Rabbit Test

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.
The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout […]

May 4, 2005 | Filed Under Law Enforcement | Share your thoughts... 

Good Example

Two young guys were picked up by the cops for smoking dope and appeared in court before the judge. The judge said, “You seem like nice young men, and I’d like to give you a second chance rather than jail time. I want you to go out this weekend and try to show others the […]

April 25, 2005 | Filed Under Law Enforcement | Share your thoughts... 

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