Johnny’s Morals

In a classroom of third graders, the teacher says to the kids, “Today, class, we will be telling stories that have a moral to them.” She explained what a moral to a story was and asked for volunteers.  Little Suzie raises her hand.
Suzie: ” I live on a farm and we have a chicken that […]

February 25, 2005 | Filed Under Johnny | Share your thoughts... 

Which One Is Married?

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question. “Johnny, if there were five birds sitting on a fence and you shot one with your gun, how many would be left?” “None.” replied Johnny,”’cause the rest would fly away.” “Well, the answer is four,” said the […]

November 30, 1999 | Filed Under Marriage, Johnny | Share your thoughts... 

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