Hunting For Sex

Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. Hespotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, “That was my cousin and you’ve got two choices… Either I […]

September 27, 2006 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes, Hunting | Share your thoughts... 

Hunting N F**king

I pulled into a town I couldn’t believe still existed in the eighties.
A dusty, dirt road, a little old wooden store that actually said “General Store”, and that was it. There was a little old man sitting in front of the store in a rocking chair… I said to him, “What do you folks do […]

September 14, 2006 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes, Hunting | Share your thoughts... 

Diary Of A Deer Hunter

1:00 AM: Alarm clock rings.
2:00 AM: Hunting partners arrive, drag you out of bed.
2:30 AM: Throw everything except kitchen sink into pickup.
3:00 AM: Leave for deep woods.
3:15 AM: Drive back home to pick up gun.

3:30 AM: Drive like crazy to get to the woods before daylight.
4:00 AM: Set up camp. Forgot the stupid tent.
4:30 AM: […]

June 6, 2006 | Filed Under Hunting | Share your thoughts... 

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June 4, 2005 | Filed Under Hunting | Share your thoughts... 

Deer Hunting

wo hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too.
“Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something … but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground.”
After […]

June 1, 2005 | Filed Under Hunting | Share your thoughts... 

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