Bad Taste

A young man walked up and sat down at the bar. “What can I get you?” the bartender inquired.
“I want 6 shots of Jagermeister,” responded the young man.
“6 shots?!? Are you celebrating something?”
“Yeah, my first blowjob,” the man answered.
“Well, in that case, let me give you a 7th on the house.”
“No offense, sir. But if […]

August 20, 2005 | Filed Under Drinking | Share your thoughts... 

The Joke From Desparado

A guy walks into a bar. He sits down at the end of the bar, next to another guy, who was the only patron in the bar when he walked in. He talks to him for about 5 minutes then moves to the other end of the bar. The bar owner walks up to him […]

August 11, 2005 | Filed Under Drinking | Share your thoughts... 

Should Have Quit

A man is waiting for wife to give birth. The doctor comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without torso, arms or legs. The son is just a head! But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he can, with love and compassion. After 21 years, the […]

July 29, 2005 | Filed Under Marriage, Drinking | Share your thoughts... 

Speech Impediment

Over drinks one afternoon a buddy of mine and I were discussing former “loves”. I told him that I once broke-up with a girl long ago because she had a seemingly incurable speech impediment.
George said, “Jimmy, I’m shocked. I never know you to be one to be prejudiced against handicaps. What was the girl’s problem?”
Taking […]

July 24, 2005 | Filed Under Drinking | Share your thoughts... 

The Irish Love Their Beer

A Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman walk into a pub. They proceed to each buy a pint of Guinness. Just as they were about to enjoy their creamy beverage three flies landed in each of their pints,and were stuck in the thick head.
The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The Scotsman […]

April 20, 2005 | Filed Under Drinking | Share your thoughts... 

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