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This sex researcher phones one of the participants in a recent survey of his to check on a discrepancy. He asks the bloke, “In response to the question on frequency of intercourse you answered ‘twice weekly’. Your wife, on the other hand, answered ’several times a night’.”
“That’s right,” replies the bloke, “And that’s how it’s […]

July 24, 2006 | Filed Under Divorce | Share your thoughts... 

Farmer’s Divorce

A farmer walked into an attorney’s office wanting to file for a divorce. The attorney asked, “May I help you?”

The farmer said, “Yea, I want to get one of those dayvorces.”
The attorney said, “Well do you have any grounds?”
The farmer said, “Yea, I got about 140 acres.” The attorney said, “No, you don’t understand, do […]

October 24, 2005 | Filed Under Farmer Jokes, Marriage, Divorce | Share your thoughts... 

Doctor and the Bee

One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, “Oh my god, help me, there’s a bee in my vagina!”.
The husband immediately took her […]

October 11, 2005 | Filed Under Divorce, Doctor | Share your thoughts... 

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