Hunting N F**king

I pulled into a town I couldn’t believe still existed in the eighties.
A dusty, dirt road, a little old wooden store that actually said “General Store”, and that was it. There was a little old man sitting in front of the store in a rocking chair… I said to him, “What do you folks do […]

September 14, 2006 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes, Hunting | Share your thoughts... 

A Lawyer’s Priorities

Two lawyers were walking down Rodeo Drive, and saw a beatiful model walking towards them. “What a babe,” one said, “I’d sure like to fuck her!”
“Really?” the other responded, “Out of what?”

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August 2, 2006 | Filed Under Lawyer Jokes, Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Square Balls?

A little old lady went into the headquarters of a large national bank one day, dragging a large bag behind her. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the bank to open a savings account because, “It’s a lot of money!” After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her […]

August 1, 2006 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Who Is Better

These two guys go to a whorehouse. The first guy goes in then comes out and says, “My wife is better.” The second guy goes in then comes out and says, “You know what? Your wife IS better.”

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July 14, 2006 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes, Marriage | Share your thoughts... 

Ma and Pa

Ma and Pa where rocking on the front porch when Pa turned and slapped Ma, Ma said what was that for? Pa said for forty years of bad sex. Ma said oh and continued rocking. Ma reached over and slapped Pa. Pa said what was that for? Ma said for knowing the difference.

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July 12, 2006 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Smelling What You Eat

A blind man walks into a restaurant and sits down. The waiter, who is also the owner, walks up to the blind man and hands him a menu. “I’m sorry, Sir, but I am blind and can’t read the menu. Just bring me a dirty fork from a previous customer, I’ll smell it and order […]

May 18, 2006 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Consequences Of Sex

Down in the valley where the green grass grows
There lives a girl who wears no clothes
Then came Tarzan clipatty-clop
His cock was always on the hop
He gave here a Shilling but she was not willing
He gave her Pound she laid on the ground
He gave her a smack she opened her crack
And in went the union’s jack
3 […]

May 8, 2006 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Get A Little Head

There was ounce this man who used to go this bar at the end of the street everynight. One day this guy went he saw this enourmus man with all these musceles but with this puny head. After stairing at the guy for over 5 hours he decided to go ask how this happened. He […]

May 6, 2006 | Filed Under Bar Jokes, Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Monica Lewinsky Buys Condoms

Monica went up to the pharmacist and stated, “I need to buy condoms.” The pharmacist looked up and asked, “Shall I put it on your bill?” “No, thanks,” Monica responded. “I prefer to put them on him myself.”

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April 27, 2006 | Filed Under Being American, Dirty Jokes, Political | Share your thoughts... 

Viagra Jokes

Q. What is the generic name for Viagra?
A. Mycoxafillin….
Q. How can you tell if a man hasn’t been taking his Viagra?
A. It’s not hard.
Q. Did you hear that they put Viagra in a candy bar?
A. It’s called “Oh, Henry!”
Q. What do you get when you mix Viagra and Rogain?
A. Don King
Q. What happens when you […]

April 18, 2006 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

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