The Five Secrets To A Great Relationship
The Five Secrets To A Great Relationship
1. It is important to find a man who works around the house, occasionally cooks and cleans and who has a job.
2. It is important to find a man who makes you laugh.
3. It is important to find a man who is dependable, respectful and doesn’t lie.
4. It is […]
Probability of Winning an Arguement with a Woman
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The Sentence
A woman awakes during the night to find that her husband was not in bed.
She puts on her robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a cup of coffee in front of him. He appears to be in deep thought, just staring at […]
… please read for your safety!
Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called “Beer.”
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps […]
DATING RITUALS
WHITE WOMEN
First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.
Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.
Third date: You get to have sex, but only in the missionary position.
IRISH WOMEN
First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.
20th Anniversary: You both get blind […]
14 Signs Your Online Relationship Isn’t Working Out
14) You discover that “Chesty McBust” isn’t her real name, and she’s dialing in from Langley, VA.
13) You: Large, hairy man. Your online girlfriend: Large, hairy man.
12) Her postmaster rejects your e-mail not as “undeliverable” but as “unlikely to get you anywhere.”
11) After months of shared experiences and emotional investments, she attacks you in the […]
Ten Things Not To Say To Your New Girlfriend’s Parents
1. My parole officer thinks Sara has a calming effect on me.
2. Did you see that saucer that flew over town yesterday?
3. Which one of you taught Sara to give such great head?
4. Can you believe it! Those shitheads at the corner market won’t cash my welfare check!
5. We’re going to keep our relationship quiet […]
Pick-Up Lines
1. I want to melt in your mouth, not in your hands.
2. Can I borrow a quarter? [”What for?”] I want to call my mom and tell her I just met the girl of my dreams.
OR:
I want to call your mother and thank her.
3. Is your daddy a thief? [”No.”] Then how did he steal […]
Car Accident
A young man was showing off his new sports car to his girlfriend. She was thrilled at the speed. “If I do 200mph, will you take off your clothes?” he asked. “Yes!” said his adventurous girlfriend. And as he gets up to 200, she peels off all her clothes. Unable to keep his eyes on […]
The Twist
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl’s father answers and invites him in.
“Carrie’s not ready yet, so why don’t you have a seat?” he says.
“That’s cool,” says Bobby.
Carrie’s father asks Bobby […]
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