Stupid Wives

John, Brian, and Martin were sitting on the front porch, drinking a little ’shine, and talking about their dumb ole’ hillbilly wives.

“You know, boys, my wife Judi is SO stupid. She went down to the store ‘tother day and bought an air-conditioner! Hell, boys, we ain’t got no ‘lectricity!”
The other two just howl with laughter.
Brian […]

September 21, 2006 | Filed Under Marriage, Cheating | Share your thoughts... 

Little Boy’s Extortion

A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.
One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well. Inside the closet, the little boy says, “It’s dark in here, isn’t it?”
“Yes it is,” […]

June 24, 2005 | Filed Under Religious, Cheating | Share your thoughts... 

Red Ring Around Clinton’s Collar

While undressing for bed one night, good ole Bill notices something like a red rash around his you know what. Alarmed, he thinks, “I can’t let Hillary see this!” He makes an appointment to see his doctor at Bethesda Naval Hospital, the very next day. “Doc,” he says, “I’ve got this red ring around my, […]

June 21, 2005 | Filed Under Being American, Dirty Jokes, Cheating | Share your thoughts... 

Clinton Recycling Sex

Bill and Hillary are now married 40 years. When they first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 40 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her, […]

June 19, 2005 | Filed Under Being American, Dirty Jokes, Cheating | Share your thoughts... 

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