Blonde Shampoo

A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator.

On the third floor a man gets on who’s perfect: Italian suit, handsome, great build with a nice butt, but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff. The man gets off on the 5th floor.
Once the doors close, the brunette turns to […]

July 6, 2005 | Filed Under Blonde Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Blonde Jigsaw Puzzle

John gets a call from his very blonde girlfriend Buffy.
“I’ve got a problem,” says Buffy.
“What’s the matter?” asks John.

“Well, I bought this jigsaw puzzle, but it’s too hard.  None of the pieces fit together and I can’t find any edges.”
“What’s the picture of?” asks John.
“It’s of a big rooster,” replies Buffy.
“All right,” says John.  “I’ll […]

June 27, 2005 | Filed Under Blonde Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Blonde Interpreter

Two tourists were driving through Louisiana.
As they were approaching Natchitoches, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch.
As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee, “Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us?  Would you please pronounce […]

June 26, 2005 | Filed Under Blonde Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Blonde Passenger

A blond gets on a plane and goes up to first-class.  The flight attendant tells her that she will have to move back; her ticket is not for first class.  The blond says, “I’m blond, I’m beautiful, and I’m going to California.”  The main flight attendant is brought in and explains that she will have […]

November 30, 1999 | Filed Under Blonde Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

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