Blonde Sheep Winner
There was a blonde who was tired of all the blonde jokes and decided to dye her hair brown. She then went for a drive in the country and came upon a shepherd herding his sheep across the road.
She asked the shepherd, “If I guess how many sheep there are here, can I keep one?”
He […]
Drowning In A Pickup
There were two brunettes in the front of a truck, and three blonds in the back. They rolled off a cliff into the ocean. The brunettes survived, but the blonds died. Why?
They couldn’t get the tailgate open.
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Lost Engine
A blonde woman is driving a Porsche. She sees another blonde woman with a Porsche that has broken down on the side of the road. She stops to ask what’s wrong. The owner of the broken Porsche said, “I just had a look under the hood, well, while I was driving somebody had stolen the […]
Smartest Hair Color
Three dumb blondes were shipwrecked on a desert island. They came across a magic lamp and a genie came out.
The genie said that he would grant them each a wish.The first blonde asked to be made smart, the genie turned her into a brunette and she swam off the island.
The second blonde asked to be […]
Reassured
Two blonde roommates went shopping one day. On the way, one blonde told the other that she had forgotten to switch off the iron. The second blonde turned to her friend and very cooly assured her that the house would not catch fire as she had left the tap running.
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Iron Phone
Iron Phone
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had had happened to her ears?
“I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”
“Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in […]
Bad Name
Bad Name
There is this blonde in the middle of a parking lot rowing a boat.
This other blonde drives by and sees this blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a parking lot. So she stops her car gets out and yells, “IF I COULD SWIM, I WOULD SIM OVER THERE AND DROWN YOU. YOU […]
Thank God It’s Friday
Thank God It’s Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, “T-G-I-F” (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T” (letters only).”
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, “T-G-I-F” again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, […]
Breathe In Breathe Out
Breathe In Breathe Out
There was a blonde that went to the hair salon with headphones. Before the barber started cutting her hair she told him “Make sure not to knock the headphones off my head”. So the barber was sure not to. The next time, the blonde said the same thing “Do not knock the […]
Snow Blonde Plow
Snow Blonde Plow
A blonde driving a car became lost in a snowstorm. She didn’t panic however, because she remembered what her dad had once told her. “If you ever get stuck in a snowstorm, just wait for a snow plow to come by and follow it.”
Sure enough, pretty soon a snow plow came by, and […]
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