Red Ring Around Clinton’s Collar

While undressing for bed one night, good ole Bill notices something like a red rash around his you know what. Alarmed, he thinks, “I can’t let Hillary see this!” He makes an appointment to see his doctor at Bethesda Naval Hospital, the very next day. “Doc,” he says, “I’ve got this red ring around my, […]

June 21, 2005 | Filed Under Being American, Dirty Jokes, Cheating | Share your thoughts... 

Clinton Recycling Sex

Bill and Hillary are now married 40 years. When they first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 40 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her, […]

June 19, 2005 | Filed Under Being American, Dirty Jokes, Cheating | Share your thoughts... 

Clinton Jokes

Q. If Clinton gets impeached he will be the first president to….
A. Get blowed out of office.
Q. Do you know what the FBI discovered the stains on Monica’s dress actually were?
A. A wad of Bill’s.
Q. What’s Clintons new nick name?
A. Drippy Dick
Q. What did the Chinese Premier say to Clinton as he boarded Air Force […]

June 18, 2005 | Filed Under Being American, One Liners | Share your thoughts... 

Clinton Orders A Quickie

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and asks Clinton, “Are you ready to order?” Clinton replies, “Yes, I’d like a quickie.” “A quickie?!?” the waitress replies. “Sir, given the current situation  of your personal life I don’t think that is […]

June 12, 2005 | Filed Under Being American | Share your thoughts... 

A Serious Medical Condition

Queen Elizabeth II was visiting one of New York’s finest hospitals and during her tour of the wards she passed a room where one of the male patients was masturbating.
“Oh God,” said the Queen, “that’s disgraceful, what is the meaning of this?”
The doctor leading the tour explains, “I am sorry your Royal Highness, but this […]

January 20, 2005 | Filed Under Being American | Share your thoughts... 

Christmas Oneliners

Q. What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
Q. Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A. So he can ho-ho-ho.
Q. What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire?
A. Frostbite.
Q. What’s red and white and gives presents to good little fish on Christmas?
A. Sandy Claws.
Q. Why […]

December 24, 2004 | Filed Under Being American | Share your thoughts... 

Santa In Texas

Santa Claus needed a vacation.  He decided to go to Texas because it was warm and he had heard that the people were friendly.  As soon as he arrived in town, people began to point and say, “Look! The big red one!  Isn’t he someone famous?” Santa thought, “Gee, I’ll never get any rest if […]

December 15, 2004 | Filed Under Being American, Holiday | Share your thoughts... 

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