Baby Light
In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.”
Soon, a […]
It’s The Way You Say It
A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, “Where does you go to school?”
The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern […]
Back Seat Necking
The Kentuckian and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car.
“Want to go in the back seat?” she asked.
“Nope”, he replied.
A few minutes later she asked, “Now do you want to get in the back seat?”
“No, I don’t”, he said again, “I wanna stay here in the front seat with you.”
Share […]
Very Large Toilet
There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived on the plane, he felt the seats and said, “Wow, these seats are big!” The person next to him answered, “Everything is big in Texas.”
When he finally arrived in Texas, he decided to visit a bar. Upon arriving in the bar, […]
The Strength Of 100 Men
Before the final match, the American wrestler’s trainer came to him and said, “Now don’t forget all the research we’ve done on this Russian. He’s never lost a match because of this “pretzel” hold he has. Whatever you do, don’t let him get you in this hold! If he does, you’re finished!”
The wrestler nodded in […]
I Love This Country, But…
1. Only in America……can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.
2. Only in America……are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.
3. Only in America……do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at […]
Top 100 Indications That You Are From South Jersey
100. You’ve had arguments over cheesesteak quality.
99. When it snows more than an inch, you call it a blizzard.
98. Your neighbor’s house was forclosed after an unlucky night in Atlantic City.
97. You know someone named Siprasiut Xayapachan.
96. You’ve actually found the Echelon Mall.
95. Your uncle is in the mafia.
94. You have Lyme Disease.
93. You don’t […]
Monica Lewinsky Buys Condoms
Monica went up to the pharmacist and stated, “I need to buy condoms.” The pharmacist looked up and asked, “Shall I put it on your bill?” “No, thanks,” Monica responded. “I prefer to put them on him myself.”
Share This
Sources of N.J. Pride
You watched “Mallrats” and said “I’ve been to that mall!”
At least half the people you knew in high school went to Rutgers.
You know where Jimmy Hoffa is buried.
Your big class trip in elementary school was to Morristown.
You long for the days when the Devils wore Christmas colors.
You know that the only people that call it […]
Gore’s and Hillary’s Revenge
Bill Clinton steps out onto the White House lawn in the dead of winter. Right in front of him, on the White House lawn, he sees “The President Must Go” written in urine across the snow. Well, old Bill is pretty ticked off. He storms into his security staff`s HQ, and yells “Somebody wrote a […]
— Next Page »-
Search
-
Subscribe
Archives
- December 2007
- November 2007
- October 2007
- July 2007
- June 2007
- January 2007
- November 2006
- October 2006
- September 2006
- August 2006
- July 2006
- June 2006
- May 2006
- April 2006
- March 2006
- February 2006
- January 2006
- December 2005
- November 2005
- October 2005
- September 2005
- August 2005
- July 2005
- June 2005
- May 2005
- April 2005
- March 2005
- February 2005
- January 2005
- December 2004
-
Free Cell Phones
Double Strollers
Pest Control Company
Leif Åse
Cheap Domains
