Get A Little Head

There was ounce this man who used to go this bar at the end of the street everynight. One day this guy went he saw this enourmus man with all these musceles but with this puny head. After stairing at the guy for over 5 hours he decided to go ask how this happened. He […]

May 6, 2006 | Filed Under Bar Jokes, Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

5 blondes

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, […]

March 31, 2006 | Filed Under Bar Jokes, Blonde Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

… please read for your safety!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called “Beer.”
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps […]

March 27, 2006 | Filed Under Bar Jokes, Dating, Drinking | Share your thoughts... 

Beer is good for the Brain

As explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here’s how it went: “Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, […]

March 23, 2006 | Filed Under Bar Jokes, Drinking | Share your thoughts... 

Drinking Quotes

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“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams […]

March 21, 2006 | Filed Under Bar Jokes, Drinking | Share your thoughts... 

The Owner of The Bar

A man walked into a cafe, went to the bar and ordered a beer.
“Certainly, Sir , that’ll be one cent.” “One Cent?” the man exclaimed. He glanced at the menu and asked: “How much for a nice juicy steak and a bottle of wine?” “A nickel,” the barman replied. “A nickel?” exclaimed the […]

February 23, 2006 | Filed Under Bar Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

New Jersey Body Map

One evening, a young man was surprised to find that his bar pickup line had worked and that he was headed to his new companion’s apartment. During the drive she explained to him that she was going to show him all about New Jersey using her body.
Interesting, he thought.
First, she took his hand and placed […]

February 10, 2005 | Filed Under Bar Jokes, Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

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