Microsoft Support

A Microsoft support man goes to a firing range. He shoots 10 bullets at the target 50m away. Then the supervisors check the target and see that there’s not even a single hit, and they shout to him that he missed completely. So he tells them to recheck, and gets the same answer. Then he […]

October 30, 2007 | Filed Under Microsoft | Share your thoughts... 

Microsoft to Sell Ad Space in Error Messages

Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows. Acknowledging for the first time that the average user of their operating system encounters error messages at least several times a day, Microsoft is trying to take financial advantage of the unavoidable opportunity to make an ad impression. “We […]

October 29, 2007 | Filed Under Microsoft | Share your thoughts... 

Lost Engine

A blonde woman is driving a Porsche. She sees another blonde woman with a Porsche that has broken down on the side of the road. She stops to ask what’s wrong. The owner of the broken Porsche said, “I just had a look under the hood, well, while I was driving somebody had stolen the […]

October 28, 2007 | Filed Under Blonde Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Smartest Hair Color

Three dumb blondes were shipwrecked on a desert island. They came across a magic lamp and a genie came out.
The genie said that he would grant them each a wish.The first blonde asked to be made smart, the genie turned her into a brunette and she swam off the island.
The second blonde asked to be […]

October 23, 2007 | Filed Under Blonde Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Reassured

Two blonde roommates went shopping one day. On the way, one blonde told the other that she had forgotten to switch off the iron. The second blonde turned to her friend and very cooly assured her that the house would not catch fire as she had left the tap running.

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October 3, 2007 | Filed Under Blonde Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

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