Iron Phone

Iron Phone
A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had had happened to her ears?
“I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear.”
“Oh Dear!” the doctor exclaimed in […]

July 4, 2007 | Filed Under Blonde Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Bad Name

Bad Name
There is this blonde in the middle of a parking lot rowing a boat.
This other blonde drives by and sees this blonde rowing a boat in the middle of a parking lot. So she stops her car gets out and yells, “IF I COULD SWIM, I WOULD SIM OVER THERE AND DROWN YOU. YOU […]

July 3, 2007 | Filed Under Blonde Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Thank God It’s Friday

Thank God It’s Friday

A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, “T-G-I-F” (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied, “S-H-I-T” (letters only).”
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, “T-G-I-F” again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, […]

July 2, 2007 | Filed Under Blonde Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Breathe In Breathe Out

Breathe In Breathe Out
There was a blonde that went to the hair salon with headphones. Before the barber started cutting her hair she told him “Make sure not to knock the headphones off my head”. So the barber was sure not to. The next time, the blonde said the same thing “Do not knock the […]

July 1, 2007 | Filed Under Blonde Jokes, Farmer Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

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