Viagara Bed

Viagara Bed
A man goes to visit his 85-year-old grandpa in the hospital.

“How are you grandpa? he asks.
“Feeling fine,” says the old man.
“What’s the food like?”
“Terrific, wonderful menus.”
“And the nursing?”
“Just couldn’t be better. These young nurses really take care of you.”
“What about sleeping? Do you sleep OK?”
“No problem at all nine hours solid every night. At […]

November 2, 2006 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Baby Light

In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart’s wife went into labor in the middle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in the delivery.
To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lantern and said, “Here, you hold this high so I can see what I’m doing.”
Soon, a […]

November 1, 2006 | Filed Under Redneck, Being American | Share your thoughts... 

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