Psychology Experiment
A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage, he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?”
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, […]
It’s The Way You Say It
A University of Georgia student was visiting a Yankee relative in Boston over the holidays. He went to a large party and met a pretty co-ed. He was attempting to start up a conversation with the line, “Where does you go to school?”
The coed, of course, was not overly impressed with his grammar or southern […]
Back Seat Necking
The Kentuckian and his gal were embracing passionately in the front seat of the car.
“Want to go in the back seat?” she asked.
“Nope”, he replied.
A few minutes later she asked, “Now do you want to get in the back seat?”
“No, I don’t”, he said again, “I wanna stay here in the front seat with you.”
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New To The Country
A man who had just moved out to the country decides to start a farm. He goes to one nearby and asks to buy a chicken.
The farmer tells the man that they don’t call them chickens there. “We say pullets.”
Then the man selects a donkey. The farmer says, “We don’t call them donkeys. Here we […]
Impotent Farmer
An impotent farmer was having trouble in bed for close to a year now and he just didn’t know what to do. He ate Viagra like M&M’s but it never seemed to help. Well anyways the farmer had a couple cows that he wanted to breed, and he went down to his neighbor farmer to […]
Not His Problem
A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the shoulder. The psychologist turns around and the man hauls off and decks him. The psychologist gets up, brushes himself off, turns to the group and declares: “That’s his problem.”
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Hunting N F**king
I pulled into a town I couldn’t believe still existed in the eighties.
A dusty, dirt road, a little old wooden store that actually said “General Store”, and that was it. There was a little old man sitting in front of the store in a rocking chair… I said to him, “What do you folks do […]
You Might Be A Rednick If… (Part V)
…you think a ‘cursor’ is someone who swears a lot.
…you think a computer hacker carries an axe.
…you think a hot tub is a stolen bathroom fixture.
…you think a subdivision is part of a math problem.
…you think cur is a breed of dog.
…you think mud rasslin’ should be an Olympic sport.
…you think people that send out […]
You Might Be A Rednick If… (Part IV)
…you have a bowling machine in your kitchen.
…you have a clawfoot bathtub.
…you have a color coordinating rope that ties down your car hood.
…you have a rag for a gas cap (on a car that does run).
…you have a very special baseball cap, just for formal occasions.
…you have accidentally taken a drink from your spit can.
…you […]
Feeling Guilty
A young woman took her troubles to a psychiatrist. “Doctor, you must help me,” she pleaded. “It’s gotten so that every time I date a nice guy, I end up in bed with him. And then afterward, I feel guilty and depressed for a week.”
“I see,” nodded the psychiatrist. “And you, no doubt, want me […]
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