Behaviorist Solution
Joe has been seeing a psychoanalyst for four years for treatment of the fear that he had monsters under his bed. It had been years since he had gotten a good night’s sleep. Furthermore, his progress was very poor, and he knew it. So, one day he stops seeing the psychoanalyst and decides to try […]
Redneck Sex Ed
One day Ma and pa were sitting on the porch, when Pa said to Ma junior’s 21 years old now” It’s about time we teach him about sex”.
Ma said “ya know pa your right”.
So pa said to junior “hey junior come on out to the porch for a second”.
so junior came on out to the […]
Billy Bobs New Job
Billy Bob wanted a job as a signalman on the railways. He was told to meet the inspector at the signal box.
The inspector asked, “What would you do if you realized that two trains were heading for each other on the same track?”
Billy Bob replied, “I would switch the points for one of the trains.”
“What […]
Hunting For Sex
Frank was excited about his new rifle and decided to try bear hunting. Hespotted a small brown bear and shot it. Right after, there was a tap on his shoulder and he turned around to see a big black bear. The black bear said, “That was my cousin and you’ve got two choices… Either I […]
Vasectomy
After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife/cousin did not want to have any more children.
The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem.
The doctor instructed him to go […]
Dirty Sex Pictures
A man goes to a Psychologist and says, “Doc I got a real problem, I can’t stop thinking about sex.”
The Psychologist says, “Well let’s see what we can find out”, and pulls out his ink blots. “What is this a picture of?” he asks.
The man turns the picture upside down then turns it around and […]
Hind Lick Maneuver
A woman goes into a restaurant in a small town out in the South. She orders the chicken and starts to eat. Eating too fast she starts to choke on a chicken bone.
Buford Buck’s 2 country boys in the next booth notice she is choking. So they get up and go over to help her. […]
In The BIG City
A Kentucky family took a holiday to New York City.
For an adventure the father took his son to see a skyscraper. They were amazed by everything they saw - especially the elevator at one end of the lobby.
The boy asked,
‘What’s that there, Paw?’
The father responded,
‘Well son, I reckon I never did see nothing like this […]
Poetry Contest
The National Poetry Contest had come down to two, a Yale graduate and a redneck from Texas. They were given a word, then allowed two minutes to study the word and come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was “Timbuktu.”
First to recite his poem was the Yale graduate. […]
Stupid Wives
John, Brian, and Martin were sitting on the front porch, drinking a little ’shine, and talking about their dumb ole’ hillbilly wives.
“You know, boys, my wife Judi is SO stupid. She went down to the store ‘tother day and bought an air-conditioner! Hell, boys, we ain’t got no ‘lectricity!”
The other two just howl with laughter.
Brian […]
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