Wrong Cell Phone

There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:
“Hello?”
“Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
“Yes.”
“Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I […]

July 21, 2006 | Filed Under Uncategorized | Share your thoughts...

Damaging Food

A dietician was once addressing a large audience in Chicago. “The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is awful. Vegetables can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the germs in our drinking water. But there is one thing that is […]

July 20, 2006 | Filed Under Marriage, Health Care | Share your thoughts...

Going Crazy With Confusion

A psychiatrist visited a California mental institution and asked a patient, “How did you get here? What was the nature of your illness?” He got the following reply.
“Well, it all started when I got married and I guess I should never have done it. I married a widow with a grown daughter who then became […]

July 19, 2006 | Filed Under Health Care | Share your thoughts...

Marriage or Prison

A woman woke in the middle of the night to find her husband missing from their bed. In the stillness of the house, she could hear a muffled sound downstairs. She went downstairs and looked around, still not finding her husband.
Listening again, she could definitely hear moaning. She went down to the basement where she […]

July 18, 2006 | Filed Under Marriage | Share your thoughts...

Two Nudes

Two nude statues (one male and one female) had been standing in the middle of a beautiful park for 99 years. On their 100th anniversary in the park an angel came down from heaven to talk to the statues. He said to them, “God has been watching you for the past 100 years and has […]

July 17, 2006 | Filed Under Religious | Share your thoughts...

Ex-Lax Cough Syrup

John was a clerk in a small drugstore but he was not much of a salesman. He could never find the item the customer wanted.
Bob, the owner, had about enough and warned John that the next sale he missed would be his last.
Just then a man came in coughing and he asked John for their […]

July 16, 2006 | Filed Under Stupid People | Share your thoughts...

Dating Vs Marriage

When you are dating….. Farting is never an issue.
When you are married ….You make sure there’s nothing flammable near your husband at all times.
When you are dating….. He takes you out to have a good time.
When you are married ….He brings home a 6 pack, and says “What are you going to drink?”
When you are […]

July 15, 2006 | Filed Under Marriage | Share your thoughts...

Who Is Better

These two guys go to a whorehouse. The first guy goes in then comes out and says, “My wife is better.” The second guy goes in then comes out and says, “You know what? Your wife IS better.”

Celebrating Their 35th

A married couple, both 60 years old, were celebrating their 35th anniversary. During their party, a fairy appeared to congratulate them and grant them each one wish. The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof - the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise. Next, […]

July 13, 2006 | Filed Under Marriage | Share your thoughts...

Ma and Pa

Ma and Pa where rocking on the front porch when Pa turned and slapped Ma, Ma said what was that for? Pa said for forty years of bad sex. Ma said oh and continued rocking. Ma reached over and slapped Pa. Pa said what was that for? Ma said for knowing the difference.