Good Mood

My husband, being unhappy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so he would be able to monitor my  moods. We’ve discovered that when I’m in a good mood, it turns green. When  I’m in a bad mood, it leaves a big fucking red mark on his forehead. Maybe next time he’ll buy me a diamond, dumbass!!!

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