Why USA is in trouble
A Washington, D.C., airport ticket agent offers some examples of why our country is in trouble!
I had a New Hampshire Congresswoman ask for an aisle seat so that her hair wouldn’t get messed up by being near the window.
I got a call from a candidate’s staffer, who wanted to go to Capetown. I started to […]
Pro Choice
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Scam warning
Warn every male you know!
I Don’t how many of you may shop at Wal-Mart, but this may be useful to know. I am sending this to you to warn you of something that happened to me, as I have become a victim of this clever scam while out shopping. This happened to me at Wal-Mart […]
Daddy Wanted a BJ
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Loyalty in Marriage
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she had stayed by his bedside every single day.
One day, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he whispered, eyes full of tears, “You know what? You have been with me all through the […]
Dis Letter
Dear _______________,
I regret to inform you that you have been eliminated from further contention as Mr. Right. As you are probably aware, the competition was exceedingly tough and dozens of well-qualified candidates such as yourself also failed to make the final cut. I will, however, keep your name on file should an opening come available. […]
Lil’ Squirt
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The Three Stooges on HMO’s
Q. What does HMO stand for?
A. This is actually a variation of the phrase, “Hey, Moe!” Its roots go back to a concept pioneered by Doctor Moe Howard, who discovered that a patient could be made to forget about the pain in his foot if he was poked hard enough in the eyes. Modern practice […]
Stupid Tricks For Points
(Betcha can’t score more than 15 points by the end of the day!)
One-Point Gags
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· Ignore the first five people who say ‘good morning’ to you.
· In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out “Yahtzee!”
· Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, “Sorry, I really prefer it this way.”
· […]
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