Drinking Quotes
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“Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn’t drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams […]
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Heading to the Ball?
A young woman was pulled over for speeding.
As the Saskatchewan R. C. M. P. Officer walked to her car window, flipping open his ticket book, she said, “I bet you are going to sell me a ticket to the R.C.M. P. Ball.”
“He replied, “Ma’am, Saskatchewan R. C. M. P. don’t have Balls.” There was a […]
Working for the Church
A young doctor had moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older gent suggested the young one accompany him on his rounds so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complained, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.” The older […]
Junior Fire Fighter
A fire fighter is working on the engine outside the station when he notices a little girl next door in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side and a garden hose tightly coiled in the middle. The girl is wearing a fire fighter’s helmet and has the wagon tied to a […]
Car Fart
A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it. As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped her. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed […]
Baby Pee-Pee
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Sir Paul Comes to Canada
Not sure who came up with the captions, but they are really priceless
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Best or Worst Tatto Ever - You Decide
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Three Kinds
A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?” The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there’s three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like […]
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