Modern Day “Stork” Story

A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”

The father answers: “Well, son, I guess one day you will find out so I’d rather you heard it from me!”

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-café. We sneaked into a secluded room, I upgraded my floppy to a stiffy and then your Mom agreed to do a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Pop-up appeared and said:

“You’ve Got Male”

Digg!

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