Parking the Car

A blonde walks into a bank in Toronto and asks for the Loans Officer.
She tells the Loans Officer that she is going on a business trip to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.00. The Loans Officer says that the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde hands over the keys to a new Rolls Royce. The car was parked on the street outside the bank. She has the title, and everything checks out. The bank agrees to accept the car a collateral for the loan. The Loans Officer and the bank employees all enjoy a good laugh at the blonde for using  a $250,000 Rolls Royce as collateral against a $5,000 loan. An employee  of  the bank proceeds to drive the Rolls into the bank’s underground parking  garage and park it there. Two weeks later, the blond returns, repays the $5,000 and interest, which comes to $15.41. The Loans Officer says, “Miss, we are very happy to have had your business and this transaction has worked out  very nicely, but we are a little puzzled. While you were away, we checked you out and found out that you were a multimillionaire. What puzzles us  is, why would you bother to borrow $5,000 ?” The blonde replies…”Where else in Toronto can I park my car for two weeks for only $15.41 and expect it still to be there when I return?”

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March 26, 2006 | Filed Under Blonde Jokes 

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