5 blondes

A blind man enters a Ladies Bar by mistake. He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely quiet. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, […]

March 31, 2006 | Filed Under Bar Jokes, Blonde Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Baby Dries because…

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March 30, 2006 | Filed Under Funny Pictures | Share your thoughts... 

GUTS VS BALLS

We’ve all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between the two? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition for each is listed below
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom , and […]

March 29, 2006 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Modern Day “Stork” Story

A little boy goes to his father and asks “Daddy, how was I born?”
The father answers: “Well, son, I guess one day you will find out so I’d rather you heard it from me!”
Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with […]

March 28, 2006 | Filed Under Parents and Kids | Share your thoughts... 

… please read for your safety!

Police are warning all men who frequent clubs, parties and local pubs to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. Many females use a date rape drug on the market called “Beer.”
The drug is found in liquid form and is available anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, or from taps […]

March 27, 2006 | Filed Under Bar Jokes, Dating, Drinking | Share your thoughts... 

Parking the Car

A blonde walks into a bank in Toronto and asks for the Loans Officer.
She tells the Loans Officer that she is going on a business trip to Europe for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000.00. The Loans Officer says that the bank will need some kind of security for the loan, so the blonde […]

March 26, 2006 | Filed Under Blonde Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Daddy?

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March 25, 2006 | Filed Under Funny Pictures | Share your thoughts... 

The Dress

Jennifer’s wedding day was fast approaching.
Nothing could dampen her excitement– not even her
parents’ nasty divorce.
Her mother had found the PERFECT dress to wear and would
be the best-dressed mother-of-the-bride ever!
A week later, Jennifer was horrified to learn that her
father’s new young wife had bought the exact same dress!
Jennifer asked her to exchange it, but she refused. […]

March 24, 2006 | Filed Under Marriage, Women | Share your thoughts... 

Beer is good for the Brain

As explained by Cliff Clavin, of Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here’s how it went: “Well ya see, Norm, it’s like this… A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, […]

March 23, 2006 | Filed Under Bar Jokes, Drinking | Share your thoughts... 

Tips to the Motorists

An Alberta policeman had a perfect spot to watch for speeders, but wasn’t getting many.
Then he discovered the problem -
A 12-year-old boy was standing up the road with a hand painted sign, Which read “RADAR TRAP AHEAD”.
The officer then found a young accomplice down the road with a sign reading, “TIPS” and a bucket full […]

March 22, 2006 | Filed Under Law Enforcement | Share your thoughts... 

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