Employee Sport Preferences
After a two year long study, the National Science Foundation announced the following results on corporate America’s recreation preferences.
1. The sport of choice for unemployed or incarcerated people is: Basketball.
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is: Bowling.
3. The sport of choice for front line workers is: Football.
4. The sport of choice for […]
Top Ten Reasons To Like Wedge Antilles
10. He saved Luke’s life about a bizillion times
9. He’s cool
8. He helped destroy 3, count em’, 3 Death Stars (Read the books!)
7. He eats TIE fighters for breakfast
6. He’s cool
5. He has that stylish orange flight jump suit
4. “Look at the size of that thing!”
3. He’s cool
2. He can topple an AT-AT in his […]
Take The Bait
It was a cold winter day, when an old man walked out onto a frozen lake, cut a hole in the ice, dropped in his fishing line and began waiting for a fish to bite.
He was there for almost an hour without even a nibble when a young boy walked out onto the ice, cut […]
Which Hole?
A man playing on a new golf course got confused as to what hole he was on. He saw a lady playing ahead of him. He walked up to her and asked if she knew what hole he was playing. She replied, “I’m on the 7th hole, and you’re a hole behind me, so you […]
The Old Golfer
Moses, Jesus and an old man are golfing. Moses steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the fairway and lands in the water trap. Moses parts the water and chips the ball onto the green.
Jesus steps up to the tee and hits the ball. It goes sailing over the […]
A Fishy Story
Two avid fishermen go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the reels, the rods, the wading suits, the rowboat, the car, and even a cabin in the woods. They spend a fortune.
The first day they go fishing, but they don’t catch anything. The same thing happens on the second day, and on […]
Animal Super Bowl
During the Super Bowl, there was another football game of note between the big animals and the little animals. The big animals were crushing little animals and at half-time, the coach made a passionate speech to rally the little animals.
At the start of the second half the big animals had the ball. The first play, […]
The Laws Of Golfing
LAW 1: No matter how bad your last shot was, the worst is yet to come. This law does not expire on the 18th hole, since it has the supernatural tendency to extend over the course of a tournament, a summer and, eventually, a lifetime.
LAW 2: Your best round of golf will be followed almost […]
Top 10 Reasons Why Bossk Is The Coolest Bounty Hunter
10. His action figure kicks butt.
9. Two words: live lunch.
8. His ship, “The Hound’s Tooth,” has bitchin’ flame decals and fuzzy dice.
7. It’s easier to give someone the middle finger since he’s only got three fingers.
6. He’s the only bounty hunter with built-in snakeskin.
5. His bloddshot eyes are from constant partying.
4. He’s nice to his […]
Don’t Lie to Mom
John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn’t help noticing how beautiful John’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between John and his roommate, and this only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if […]
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