You you Like Nature So Much?

Twin Sisters…

There were these twin sisters just turning one hundred years old in St. Luke’s Nursing Home and the editor of the Cambridge Newspaper, told a photographer to get over there and take the pictures of these 100 year old twins.

One of the twins was hard of hearing and the other could hear quite well. The […]

February 18, 2006 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts...

Jimmy the Aboriginal

A rich man living in Darwin decided that he wanted to throw a party and invited all of his buddies and neighbours. He also invited Jimmy, the only aboriginal in the neighbourhood.

He held the party around the pool in the backyard of his mansion.Everyone was having a good time drinking, dancing, eating prawns, oysters and BBQ […]

February 17, 2006 | Filed Under Animal | Share your thoughts...

You Know you are a Bluenoser When…

1. Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor….on the highway.
2.”Vacation” means going to Moncton for the weekend.
3. You measure distance in hours.
4. You know several people who have hit a deer.
5. You often switch from “Heat” to “A/C” in the same day.
6. You use a down filled comforter […]

February 16, 2006 | Filed Under Bluenoser, You know you are a... | Share your thoughts...

Top Ten Hobbies Of Darth Vader

10) Making prank “heavy breathing” phone calls
9) Sneaking up behind Star Destroyer crew members, covering their eyes, and demanding “Guess who?”
8) Practicing throwing Palpatine doll down pits
7) Genealogy
6) Using the force to learn to juggle
5) Mortal Kombat 5436
4) Using mind-reading ability to win at Battleship
3) Late nights with a pain droid
2) Sending anonymous love-notes to […]

February 15, 2006 | Filed Under Geek, Top 10 | Share your thoughts...

A Little Boy

A little boy is waiting for his mum to come out of the changing room while shopping with her. The little boy gets bored and when his mum comes out, she finds him sliding his hand up a mannequin’s skirt.
“Get your hand out of there!” she shouts. “Don’t you know that women have teeth down […]

February 15, 2006 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts...

The Redneck & the dog in Heat

On a hot summer day, a redneck cowboy came riding into town on his horse with his dog following.. He tied the horse and dog under the shade of a tree, and went into the bar for a cold beer.
About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog […]

February 15, 2006 | Filed Under Redneck | Share your thoughts...

Reasons The 80’s Were A Cooler Time To Grow Up Than The 90’s

10) MTV actually played videos in the 80’s.
9) There were only one kind of Nike tennis shoes (white with a red swish), and they didn’t cost $125.
8) A comb in your back pocket is more practical and less painful than a ring through your nose.
7) In the 80’s playing video games actually meant going out […]

February 14, 2006 | Filed Under Top 10 | Share your thoughts...

Its NOT what you Eat

For those of you who watch what you eat, here’s the final word on
nutrition and health. It’s a relief to know the truth after all those conflicting
nutritional studies.
1. The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
2. The Mexicans eat a lot of fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than Americans.
3. […]

February 13, 2006 | Filed Under Being American | Share your thoughts...

Stranger Than Fiction

PHILLIPSBURG, NJ.
An unidentified 29-year-old male choked to death on a sequined pastie he had orally removed from an exotic dancer at a local establishment. “I didn’t think he was going to eat it,” said the dancer identified only as “Ginger,” adding, “He was really drunk.”