The Redneck & the dog in Heat

On a hot summer day, a redneck cowboy came riding into town on his horse with his dog following.. He tied the horse and dog under the shade of a tree, and went into the bar for a cold beer.

   About 20 minutes later a policeman came into the bar and asked who owned the dog tied under the tree. The redneck cowboy said that it was his.. The policeman said,”your dog seems to be in heat;”  The redneck cowboy said,” no, no way dog’s in heat; he’s cool, cause I got”im tied under the shade of a tree”. The policeman says, no you don’t understand, your dog needs to be bred” “No way, the redneck cowboy says, ‘ dog don’t need bread,,he’s not hungry, cause I fed him beef jerky this mornin”. Now the policeman gets mad and yells out; NO! You don’t understand, your dog want’s to have sex!”
The redneck cowboy looks at him and says, Go ahead, I always wanted a Police dog..

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February 15, 2006 | Filed Under Redneck 

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