6 Things to do in an Elavator

1. When the elevator doors close, exclaim loudly “Don’t be alarmed folks, the doors will open again shortly”.
2. Press all of the buttons in the elevator when you get out - especially when other people are still in it.

3. Introduce your imaginary friend. And have a conversation with them.
4. Stand at the front of the […]

December 3, 2005 | Filed Under One Liners | Share your thoughts... 

Rejected Dr. Seuss Books

1. One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch
2. Who Shat in the Hat?
3. Horton Hires a Ho
4. Fox in Detox
5. Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbert
6. The Flesh-Eating Lorax
7. How the Grinch Stole Columbus Day
8. Your Colon Can Moo–Can You?
9. Zippy the Rabid Gerbil
10. The Cat in the Blender
11. Are You My Proctologist?
12. Yentl the […]

December 2, 2005 | Filed Under Uncategorized | Share your thoughts... 

Millennium Pie

(with apologies to Don McLean, American Pie)
A long, long time ago…
I can still remember how
Computers used to make me smile.
And I knew if I had my chance,
That I could make electrons dance,
And maybe I’d be happy for a while.
But January made me shiver,
it chilled me deep down in my liver,
Bad news I’d collected…
I couldn’t get […]

December 1, 2005 | Filed Under Uncategorized | Share your thoughts... 

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