Yo momma’s so stupid

Yo momma’s so stupid, she tried to drop acid but the car battery fell on her foot.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican Phone Company.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered a cheese burger from McDonald’s and said “Hold the cheese.”
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put a quarter in a parking meter […]

July 11, 2005 | Filed Under One Liners | Share your thoughts... 

Halloween Party

A couple was invited to a swanky Halloween Party.  She got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.  He being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she was going to take an aspirin and go to bed, and no need for his good time to be […]

July 10, 2005 | Filed Under Holiday, Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Yo momma’s so ugly

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.”

Yo momma’s so ugly, she looked out the window and got arrested for mooning.
Yo momma’s so ugly, just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.”
Yo momma’s so ugly, they […]

July 9, 2005 | Filed Under Yo Momma... | Share your thoughts... 

Yo Momma Jokes

Yo momma armpits so hairy looks like she got Buckwheat in a headlock!
Yo momma house so small her washcloth makes wall-to-wall carpeting.
Yo momma house so small the doormat just says "WEL"
Yo momma like Betty Crocker icing: Always ready to spread.
Yo momma like Chinese food: Sweet sour and cheap!
Yo momma like Crazy Eddie: She’s practically giving […]

July 8, 2005 | Filed Under One Liners, Yo Momma... | Share your thoughts... 

Blonde Escapee

Three women escaped from prison.  One was a redhead, one a brunette, and one a blonde.
They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest.  When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
About an hour […]

July 7, 2005 | Filed Under Blonde Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Blonde Shampoo

A blonde and a brunette are both in an elevator.
On the third floor a man gets on who’s perfect: Italian suit, handsome, great build with a nice butt, but unfortunately they both notice he has a bad case of dandruff. The man gets off on the 5th floor.
Once the doors close, the brunette turns to […]

July 6, 2005 | Filed Under Blonde Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Harley Davidson

This guy has always dreamed of owning a Harley Davidson. One day he has finally saved up enough money so he goes down to the dealer. After he picks out the perfect bike, the dealer tells him about an old biker trick that will keep the chrome on his new bike free from rust. The […]

July 5, 2005 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Preacher’s Horse Racing Exploits

A preacher wanted to raise money for his church and on being told that there was a fortune in horse racing, decided to purchase one and enter it in the races.
However at the local auction, the going price for horses was so high  that he ended up buying a donkey instead. He figured that since […]

July 4, 2005 | Filed Under Religious | Share your thoughts... 

How Man Earned Longevity

God created the donkey and told him: you will work tireless from sun up to sun down, carrying heavy bags on your back, you’ll eat grass, you will not have intelligence and you will live 50 years. You will be a DONKEY!
The donkey answered: I’ll be a donkey, but living 50 years is too much, […]

July 3, 2005 | Filed Under Religious | Share your thoughts... 

The Cost Of Woman

One day, after a near eternity in the Garden of Eden, Adam calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem.”
“What’s the problem, Adam?” God replies.
“Lord, I know you created me and have provided for me and surrounded me with this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, but I’m just not happy.”
“Why is […]

July 2, 2005 | Filed Under Religious, Women | Share your thoughts... 

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