3rd Grade

On little Larry’s first day of first grade, he raised his hand as soon as the teacher came into the room and said, ‘I don’t belong here, I should be in third grade!’

The teacher looked at little Larry’s records and told him to please take his seat.
Not five minutes passed when little Larry stood up […]

June 9, 2005 | Filed Under Teacher | Share your thoughts... 

Tasters Choice

A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father’s house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying out a circumcision in the on-site surgery.

As they were walking, they heard a scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl’s feet.
“What’s this, “she asked.
“Taste […]

June 8, 2005 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Things Were Tougher Then

There were three prostitutes living together, a mother, daughter and grandmother. One night the daughter came home looking very down. “How did you get on tonight Dear?” asked her mother.

“Not too good,” replied the daughter. “I only got $20 for a blow job.”
“Wow!” said the mother, “In my day we gave a blow job for […]

June 7, 2005 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Browsing

A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, “What are you doing?!!” The blind man replies, “Just looking around.”

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June 6, 2005 | Filed Under Blind | Share your thoughts... 

His and Hers ATM Machines

HIS:
1.  Pull up to ATM
2.  Insert card
3.  Enter PIN and account
4.  Take cash, card and receipt
5.  Drive away
HERS:
1.  Pull up to ATM
2.  Back up and pull forward to get closer
3.  Shut off engine
4.  Put keys in purse
5.  Get out of car because you’re too far from machine
6.  Hunt for card in purse
7.  Insert card
8.  Hunt […]

June 5, 2005 | Filed Under Men, Women | Share your thoughts... 

Elk Hunting

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June 4, 2005 | Filed Under Hunting | Share your thoughts... 

Why Fishing Is Better Than Sex

When you go fishing and you catch something, that’s good. If you’re making love and you catch something, that’s bad.
Fish don’t compare you to other fishermen neither and don’t want to know how many other fish you caught.
In fishing you lie about the one that got away. In loving you lie about the one you […]

June 3, 2005 | Filed Under Fishing | Share your thoughts... 

Biker In Hell

Seems there was this nasty biker riding his Harley down the icy highway one cold day in Colorado, when he spotted a cat lying in the middle of the road. The biker thought to himself, “I’ll cut that cat in two,” and he bore down on it hard.
As he got closer, though, he suddenly realized […]

June 2, 2005 | Filed Under Hell | Share your thoughts... 

Deer Hunting

wo hunters were dragging their dead deer back to their car. Another hunter approached pulling his along too.
“Hey, I don’t want to tell you how to do something … but I can tell you that it’s much easier if you drag the deer in the other direction. Then the antlers won’t dig into the ground.”
After […]

June 1, 2005 | Filed Under Hunting | Share your thoughts... 

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