Clinton Recycling Sex

Bill and Hillary are now married 40 years. When they first got married, Bill said, “I am putting a box under the bed. You must promise never to look in it.” In all their 40 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 40th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her, […]

June 19, 2005 | Filed Under Being American, Dirty Jokes, Cheating | Share your thoughts... 

Clinton Jokes

Q. If Clinton gets impeached he will be the first president to….
A. Get blowed out of office.
Q. Do you know what the FBI discovered the stains on Monica’s dress actually were?
A. A wad of Bill’s.
Q. What’s Clintons new nick name?
A. Drippy Dick
Q. What did the Chinese Premier say to Clinton as he boarded Air Force […]

June 18, 2005 | Filed Under Being American, One Liners | Share your thoughts... 

Hell’s Totures

A guy goes to hell and is met by the devil, who explains that the punishments are changed every thousand years and he is to select his first punishment. The first room has a young guy on the wall being whipped. The new guy not keen on this asks to see the next room.
The next […]

June 17, 2005 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

You Need To Have A Bad Day To Get Into Heaven

It got crowded in heaven, so, for one day it was decided only to accept people who had really had a bad day on the day they died. St. Peter was standing at the pearly gates and said to the first man, “Tell me about the day you died.”
The man said, “Oh, it was awful. […]

June 16, 2005 | Filed Under Religious | Share your thoughts... 

Great Sex Coupon

Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, “I don’t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I’m stumped.” His buddy said, “I have an idea. Why don’t you make up a […]

June 15, 2005 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes, Marriage | Share your thoughts... 

The Cause Of Arthritis

A man, who smelled like a distillery, flopped down on a subway seat next to a priest. The man’s tie was stained, his face was plastered with red lipstick, and a half-empty bottle of gin was sticking out of his torn coat pocket. He opened his newspaper and began reading.
After a few minutes the disheveled […]

June 14, 2005 | Filed Under Religious | Share your thoughts... 

Married Priest And Nun

A priest and a nun were lost in a snowstorm. After a while, they came upon a small cabin. Being exhausted, they prepared to go to sleep.
There was a stack of blankets and a sleeping bag on the floor but only one bed. Being a gentleman, the priest said, “Sister, you sleep on the bed. […]

June 13, 2005 | Filed Under Religious, Marriage | Share your thoughts... 

Clinton Orders A Quickie

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and asks Clinton, “Are you ready to order?” Clinton replies, “Yes, I’d like a quickie.” “A quickie?!?” the waitress replies. “Sir, given the current situation  of your personal life I don’t think that is […]

June 12, 2005 | Filed Under Being American | Share your thoughts... 

Close Shave

A man enters a barbershop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problem he has getting a close shave around his cheeks.
“I have just the thing,” says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. “Just place this between your cheek and gum.”
The client places the […]

June 11, 2005 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes | Share your thoughts... 

Hippie and the Nun

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun surprised by the question politely declines and gets off the bus at the next stop. When the bus starts on it’s way […]

June 10, 2005 | Filed Under Dirty Jokes, Religious | Share your thoughts... 

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